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Would love to know how many people that guy has pepper sprayed

I like that their expressions reflect their vote totals

For the first time in too long

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Is this what we're talking about?

Close up of black and pink toe beans on a sleeping black cat

How 'bout some beans?

Interesting. My family has been participating in a Lyme disease vaccine trial for the past several years now. (Unfortunately we're pretty sure that only one of my kids got the real thing and the rest of us got placebos.)

Where are all the fat generals we kept hearing about?

Is it time to order our jumpsuits for the camps, or do we have a little longer still? Do we get to choose our own color or will it be determined by type of infraction?

Cathartic.

I think it's worth noting that you can not celebrate a death and not celebrate a life at the same time.

I was surprised to learn that Charlie Kirk was only 31 years old, and I gotta give him credit - he packed a lot of hate and harm into a short life.

I think I saw Black people, better send in the troops

Which, oh god, we're probably going to have to live through a Taylor Swift pregnancy in the next year or two

She's saving that for the pregnancy announcement.

Aw fuck yeah it's shorts and hoodie weather

Wow we got a big fan of children starving to death here

The problem is that this person will never be invited into anyone's bunker.

I'm not ready for that level of fame

I just read this to my husband in the voice of a hysterical drunk suburban housewife and honestly it works perfectly

Congratulations to all of my billionaire friends.

We sing it a lot here in the Edwards household. So good.

Is it just me or does it look like Petey is balancing one of the pillars on his head?

The way his "address to the nation" is really just a reminder of how desperately he wants what Obama had

Maybe I'm just a slow reader, but "2 hours to read a book" says to me that this person hasn't read a book since middle school.

What a bunch of goobers

Cybertruck energy too. Life is a circle.

What if you throw a $45 million birthday party for yourself and no one comes?

I'm not watching the parade, but I AM watching the weather and hoping for the worst ⛈️

Oh no