I found out through a tweet which seemed right somehow ❤️
Logged on here specifically to see your reaction
As far as we know she was never even TAUGHT about guns
Genuinely delighted a post I wrote is meaningful to someone other than me haha
Man imagine if there was a real world corollary! Glad there isn’t!
10 y o: I’m gonna live forever building ROBOTS! 😃
40 y o: I’m gonna live FOREVER building robots 😩
It fucking sucks. That band went straight to sucksville, suckachusetts when they stopped being silly
This should happen
Did dentists do like… some kind of infernal deal to be considered so special that universal healthcare doesn’t cover them?
Dang man, the body ain’t even cold @killthecomputer.com
The Tesla diner menu lists its bacon as “Epic bacon,” in case you got confused about whether these guys were giant losers
Bullshit. Didn’t happen
The one from Jurassic Park
You can say THAT again!
God that was so good
Liv Agar please shoot me with a gun
That’s true although it’s harder to define Iraq as a win, although I guess mostly an initial military success against the actual army. Gulf War was basically “good evening gentleman we will be slaughtering you from above today”
Thinking of the way Finish people say “sauna” and getting hot and bothered
Hey I just feel that this should not actually be happening
• Patrick Marlborough*
* client rejected, requests too sick
No I think it’s the first ever women’s lasagne
You got a Ko.F or whatever the heck? DM link and I can spare a lil
It’s actually Ethical Dance Monogamy
Would if I had any discretionary money at all 😞
Are there any modern wars that have really been won by anything other than throwing a lot of moderately trained young people at the enemy?
Shit ok, well I’m in favour of trans rights to the detriment of cis rights now
About 20 guys a day making a single social media post for the next few weeks: I’m not involved in sex trafficking at all by the way
Why doesn’t he have an accent like Scooby?
RUDE
Take a look at a shrew. A tiny little rodent thing. And yet SHAKESPEARE would have you believe taming it is significant in some way? Ridiculous.
