pseudonym jones

AINT IT THE TRUTH

(stepping up and speaking way too close to the mic) I want to put on a dress and be taken out to dinner

#SaveSpeech
If youre struggling to figure out how best to maximize your impact in calls, i recommend watching at least the first 15 minutes of this video where Ana both uses a time wasting technique and then explains it

But TLDR; you need to Troll at this point. Wasting time is all that matters

let’s goooo

tbf I was looking at my phone and my time was definitely better spent reading

kind of a comic. Emma punches herself.

mood

these all are!!!!!!

A small construction of Duplo blocks. A white cat and a stack of flowers on a set of wheels.

today’s special surprise

hi gay artists in my phone

truly I could not imagine

“it looked good” “it looked silly” they’re the same picture

she does in fact go get

this kid loves me so much she moves heaven and earth…………

no joke right after I posted this she was like:

“mommy I have a special surprise for you!”
“Oh yeah?”
(points out the window) “the sun is going down”

my birthday is this week and the goose knows, so everything she does rn is a “special surprise”

here are some today’s special surprises:
-a painting hung on the dishwasher with a magnet
-a book I’ve been reading, handed to me unprompted
-she got dressed on her own
-2 cans of cat food
-a hug

😑

This is exactly right

Ohhhhhh classic I love it

A comic. Emma is talking to Goose at the kitchen table. Emma says, “hey goosele, wanna go to the playground?” She replies, “can Baby Leah come” a close up on Emma, looking away. “Ah,” she says, “Baby Leah.” A close up on the doll in Goose’s arms — a baby doll with messy pigtails and an open mouth. It has 2 large eyes, one of which is stuck half-open. Goose says, “she has brown hair and eyes, just like you mommy.” Emma, visibly distraught, says, “yeah ok. get your shoes on.”

a quick comic about Baby Leah

I agree!! I’m happy baby leah is bringing us together

The spectrum is neutral to evil. I don’t have proof that baby leah isn’t on the neutral end yet

I’m so grateful we generally do not have any talking toys.

I mean!!! That is more or less the vibe!!! I don’t get a choice about her, I just need to accept that she’s a part of my life until she retires

just like me 🫥

just like me

I clearly drew her from memory and I think real life is worse.

baby leah

baby leah

A comic. Emma is talking to Goose at the kitchen table. Emma says, “hey goosele, wanna go to the playground?” She replies, “can Baby Leah come” a close up on Emma, looking away. “Ah,” she says, “Baby Leah.” A close up on the doll in Goose’s arms — a baby doll with messy pigtails and an open mouth. It has 2 large eyes, one of which is stuck half-open. Goose says, “she has brown hair and eyes, just like you mommy.” Emma, visibly distraught, says, “yeah ok. get your shoes on.”

a quick comic about Baby Leah

incredibly happy to see Valve being this terse and no nosense about this

the calls and emails are WORKING and this is 100% the sign to keep at it

The number of times I’ve told people “sometimes kindness looks like punching an asshole in the face” is limitless.