@joshchpmn.bsky.social
I probably shouldn't be here
The grating of cheese is something we haven't yet mastered as a species.
12.02.2025 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Many thin tomato slices are better than scant thick tomato slices.
06.02.2025 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sometimes I don't drink. But then I drink, and I'm like "Yes."
26.01.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you can't scoop the poop, don't clog the dog.
12.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a pedestrian, I try to cultivate a persona that's approachable enough that old ladies will be OK asking me for directions, but distraught enough that the sidewalk CAMH people won't want to bother asking me for a donation.
10.01.2025 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what means "jinglehorse"
22.12.2024 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love that you're not on social media. That approach to Internet interactions will be the stoicism of our time.
13.12.2024 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a mirepoix stan.
13.12.2024 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I ever kill myself it'll be soundtracked by contemporary pop Christmas music
03.12.2024 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe you'd say this
29.11.2024 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow social media may actually not be tha shiznit
24.11.2024 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
