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Joshua Chapman

@joshchpmn.bsky.social

I probably shouldn't be here

15 Followers  |  70 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024
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The grating of cheese is something we haven't yet mastered as a species.

12.02.2025 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Many thin tomato slices are better than scant thick tomato slices.

06.02.2025 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes I don't drink. But then I drink, and I'm like "Yes."

26.01.2025 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you can't scoop the poop, don't clog the dog.

12.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a pedestrian, I try to cultivate a persona that's approachable enough that old ladies will be OK asking me for directions, but distraught enough that the sidewalk CAMH people won't want to bother asking me for a donation.

10.01.2025 22:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what means "jinglehorse"

22.12.2024 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that you're not on social media. That approach to Internet interactions will be the stoicism of our time.

13.12.2024 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a mirepoix stan.

13.12.2024 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I ever kill myself it'll be soundtracked by contemporary pop Christmas music

03.12.2024 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't believe you'd say this

29.11.2024 03:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow social media may actually not be tha shiznit

24.11.2024 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0