Just walking along, a random dude asks his kids, "who wants donut holes?" Me and another random dude at the same time: "ooo me!"

We all laugh. One kid is like noooo. Good times.

17.12.2024 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something about crusty buffet jello hits different after prime rib, 3 lobsters drowned in butter, and all the trap sides rookies say to avoid but veterans know how to handle.

30.11.2024 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All we really need are 2 pan sizes: wide enough to lay bacon flat and useless.

Yes i know what a griddle is so miss me with all that.

23.11.2024 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow i havent gotten a chance to watch it yet and youve spoiled everything

23.11.2024 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Heading out in this storm to play some Friday Night Magic. If i happen to die in a car accident on the way please tell my mom i went out for something she'd understand. Like drugs or underground fighting rings.

23.11.2024 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one taking the last chicken wing at the work potluck. They tried just tossing it on my plate as i walked by.

Hell no. Dont put that on me. Dodged that shit with the quickness.

You'll never see me taking the last piece of a dish. Goes against my religion.

21.11.2024 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one was taking the last chicken wing from the work potluck so they tried to just toss it on my plate as i walked by.

Hell no. Dodged that shit with the quickness.

You'd never see me with the last bit of a dish. Goes against my religion.

20.11.2024 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no. I went to a fancy coffee shop and ordered a hot chocolate and it was fancy. Bleh. I can taste actual chocolate. I just wanted sugar and powder 😥

19.11.2024 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surely now i can become internet famous. Heres a something

19.11.2024 16:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0