Bridget Striker

Femme Fatale

Naughty Nuzzi thinks she's the hottest blonde since Nico, and reading about her exploits as Venus in furs ruined my Sunday morning. Bf Bobby's death song makes me want to run run run to another country—but maybe he'll just get back on heroin.

by Maureen Dowd

Mother Mary Full of Shit I so hope Karoline will appreciate MY frankness.

“You’re the clearance-sticker end-cap sex doll at a Dollar Tree for dictators with erectile dysfunction. Glossy-eyed, hollow-headed, and shrink-wrapped in synthetic virtue.”
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Portland Frog gets it

A bowl of homemade coleslaw 1 jalapeño, minced (depithed if necessary depending on heat tolerance) 1/2 red onion, minced 1 small cabbage, cut into medium strips Slaw sauce 2 large spoonfuls of mayo 1-2 tbsp of apple cider vinegar A couple glorps of Frank’s Red Hot Pepper to taste Mix sauce in separate bowl until incorporated, mix everything in large bowl until incorporated, cover and chill in fridge for at least four hours, stir before serving (I usually pair it with BBQ pulled pork or tritip sandwiches)

<extreme Judas Priest voice>

🎵MAKIN’ THE SLAW, MAKIN’ THE SLAW🎶

ABOLISH ICE.

Pass it on.

I was in war-ravaged Portland and I decided to start a MASH unit so I could harass nurses and make arch one-liners.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

If you're democratic candidate for anything and you're not all-in, and I mean all-the-fuck-in for trans rights, go ahead and take a walk over to the republican party where you belong.

Crockett: When you I say you are the least qualified in the history of the FBI, it’s real…

Patel: That’s false

Crockett: I didn’t ask you a question. I want to talk about why you're a failure and honestly we need to tell you, bye, bye

Trump is dead? Possible clue: If you play the pee tape backwards, he says "turn me on bed pan."

I just saw someone refer to rfk jr as microwaved mel gibson & i can’t unsee it.

"Donald Jehoshaphat Trump," I'm dyin'!

Trump booed loudly as he takes the stage for the Club World Cup trophy presentation

via @henrybushnell.bsky.social

Turn the volume all the way up. The sound is so soothing.

Oh the humanity!

Holy shit. The GOP’s candidate for Virginia Governor, Winsome Earle-Sears, took money from an actual Nazi re-enactor.

I'd say it's unbelievable, but...

Whether it's Republicans like Donald Trump opposing birthright citizenship in 2025 or Democrats like Jefferson Davis opposing it in 1860, both parties have shown opposition to birthright citizenship.

Justice Department abruptly fires 3 prosecutors involved in Jan. 6 criminal cases, AP sources say The Justice Department has fired at least three prosecutors involved in U.S. Capitol riot criminal cases, according to two people familiar with the matter.

They did their job. They convicted criminals. They’ve been fired: apnews.com/article/jan-...

Opinion | Trump broke the law to destroy the country. That doesn’t mean Democrats should break the law to rebuild it.

-Every “liberal” pundit, 2029.

this is the way

Remember all that “genocide Joe” and “Kamala is a war hawk” shit?

Yeah…psyops. It worked.

Maybe instead of *only* posting about the problems, we use social media to find solutions and organize. The Democratic Party is not offering direction. We have the power. We have the numbers on our side. Maybe we can find solutions with organized strikes and other forms or organized resistance.

I LOVE it when you both are talking before you're on camera -- keep it going!

We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...

Holy crap! No Kings Philly.

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

Breaking:
 
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.

The folks hollering about “family values” are out here tearing families apart with unlawful ICE raids, militarized police, & the weaponization of government.

All while ripping away food & healthcare from working-class families.

Are the family values in the room with us?