@wendiaarons.bsky.social
Humor writer. Austin.
A fun piece in @newyorker.com today by me, @miriamjayaratna.bsky.social and Ali Fitzgerald, inspired by Ronnie No Vaccines DeSantis. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
29.09.2025 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Now the nuts are claiming that "college radicalized" the shooter? He lasted one semester in Utah & dropped out -- not exactly Berkeley in 1967.
13.09.2025 03:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly, we should all be kinder. Perhaps his ear injury is acting up after it regenerated itself lizard-style, or he suddenly developed an allergy to the ketchup used in the assassination attempt. Show some compassion, people.
01.09.2025 14:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.08.2025 19:24 — 👍 65 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
Their attacks up your legs are so meticulously coordinated you almost have to respect it. 🐜
07.08.2025 14:21 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of article about fire ants in Texas. Colorful art with cartoon drawing of an ant in the grass plus text
I got a mention in this excellent piece by @wendiaarons.bsky.social
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www.texasmonthly.com/travel/why-f...
Walking out isn't a weakness. It's the only way to stop a rigged game when the dealer is cheating. If you can’t speak for your community inside the chamber, you take the fight outside it. stopthetexassteal.com
#WeStandWithTxDems #TxLege
I’m on @mcsweeneys.net today with some ideas about how to get a good night’s sleep!
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
"Millennials want their kids to relive their 1990s summers, but that won’t cut it, because the 1990s had technology, stranger danger, and Coolio. No, I want to go back even farther, to a decade when parents didn’t put trackers on their children’s phones and women couldn’t vote."
27.07.2025 14:01 — 👍 39 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
"At daybreak, I’ll hand my children their metal lunch pails, button their fifty-button shoes, and they’ll shuffle off to their factory jobs, because in the Gilded Age, and southern states in the 2020s, no snowflake child labor laws exist."
24.07.2025 01:41 — 👍 51 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0Excellent parenting advice from @wendiaarons.bsky.social!
23.07.2025 17:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"Just like the 1890s and the 2020s, they’ll play with the unvaccinated kids down the street and drink raw milk until dark. Then at daybreak, I’ll hand my children their metal lunch pails, button their fifty-button shoes, and they’ll shuffle off to their factory jobs."
22.07.2025 18:29 — 👍 51 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0Hahahaha
21.07.2025 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember when they tried to convince us that Melania got an Einstein visa because she has "an architecture degree"?
21.07.2025 23:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Has Andy Byron been named head of NASA yet?
19.07.2025 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've never had an affair, but aren't they typically held in a motel off the interstate? I didn't know they involved TICKETMASTER.
17.07.2025 23:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Me!
10.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish they'd show a photo of who Bezos and Fish Lips keep waving at in Venice because I imagine it's 200 Italians giving them the finger.
28.06.2025 19:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you!!
25.06.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
For those of you just joining us, welcome.
19.06.2025 01:36 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The future is looking bright….for the 1%
13.06.2025 14:18 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Fortune 500 Cookies www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/for...
13.06.2025 12:55 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1A woman at the nail salon was mouthing off about the "riots" in LA & Austin so I said they were peaceful protests until the cops showed up & then we argued while immigrants painted our toenails. I should have said a riot is what you started on Black Friday when you went to buy that ugly dress.
10.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As usual, @wendiaarons.bsky.social speaking middle aged truth!
27.05.2025 19:10 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I've been calling the creepy guys down the street The Hitler Youth, but to be fair, I don't even know how old they are.
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