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Melissa Allen

@crypticcalm1.bsky.social

Proud Mimi. ๐Ÿ’™ Research is my thing. I am direct and won't dance around a subject. Learn to laugh at life's absurdities. Donald Trump is a criminal. ๐Ÿšซ DM. Follow me on X: https://x.com/CrypticCalm1 Substack: https://substack.com/@crypticcalm1

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June 2025: Theyโ€™re gone. History.

July 2025: It would take years for them to come back.

March 2026: If we didnโ€™t bomb them RIGHT NOW theyโ€™ll have a nuke in TWO WEEKS.

The"obliteration" was fiction. Or Iran produced nuclear fascilities faster than Dollar Generals pop up in the middle of nowhere.

08.03.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know the adage โ€œone step forward, two steps back?โ€

Donald Trump is our two steps back.

Make no mistake.

We will go forward again.

Keep the hope.

07.03.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 429    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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The "Tan Suit" was a national scandal. The "Coffee Cup Salute" was an insult to the uniform. But a baseball cap at a Dignified Transfer? That's just "Saturday" for the MAGA movement.

07.03.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 640    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Except the decline is a lot sharper once we hit the middle of the row. They are separated by a few brain cells at best.

07.03.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the reverse version of those โ€œevolution of manโ€ drawings

07.03.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6913    ๐Ÿ” 1406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 286    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43
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He wears the same hat to the dignified transfer of fallen soldiers that died under his watch as he does to go golfing at his country club. Zero respect for our military.

07.03.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels more like Forest Gump running backwards towards the dark ages.

07.03.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely take a break from politics and watch or read this. Worth your time.

07.03.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:

Tax cuts for the rich
...donโ€™t trickle down

Boosting military spending
...doesnโ€™t bring peace

Slashing regulations
...doesnโ€™t create jobs

Folks, weโ€™ve seen this all before.

07.03.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16223    ๐Ÿ” 5496    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 469    ๐Ÿ“Œ 202

It was DonaldTrump who escalated this conflict with Iran and now insults one of our closest allies for sending an aircraft carrier in reponse to a drone strike on their own base. Publicly attacking the UK in the middle of a crisis isn't a flex it makes the our president look reckless and unhinged.

07.03.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He doesn't know anything about being "dignified" in any sense.

07.03.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE arrests US Spanish-language news outlet reporter without warrant Estefany Rodriguez Florez of Nashville Noticias, who had produced reports that were unflattering to ICE, was arrested during traffic stop

A court filing by ICE allgedly disputes the claim that Estefany Rodriguez Florez was arrested without a warrant. Her attorneys have called for immediate release, but ICE has asked a judge to deny the request.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

07.03.2026 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Estefany Rodriguez Florez, a Colombian reporter for Nashville Noticias critical of ICE, was detained by ICE during a traffic stop.

Her attorney say agents never showed a warrant.

She has a valid work permit, application for asylum and seeks legal status through her U.S. citizen husband.

07.03.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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$2M bond set for Cleveland mother accused of killing 2 young daughters, burying bodies in suitcases The 28-year-old Cleveland mother accused of murdering her two young daughters and burying them in suitcases in a field, was arraigned in Cleveland Municipal Court Friday.

28 year old Aliyah Henderson of Cleveland was arraigned today for murdering her two daughters and burying them in suitcases in a field.

The half sisters have been identified as Amor Wilson, 10, and Mila Chatman, 8
www.cleveland19.com/2026/03/06/a...

07.03.2026 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Laura Ingraham calls on the Trump administration to publicly address bombing the Iran girls school

06.03.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 518    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

The Associated Press reports that evidence suggests the deadly bombing at a girls elementary school in Minab was caused by a U.S. airstrike. Over 165 people were killed and most of them were children. Satellite images show most of the school reduced to rubble.

06.03.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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MASSIE: โ€œIran is not Venezuela. The Ayatollah was not a president. He was a religious leaderโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ & ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ turned him into a martyr, expended billions, 6 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ families must now lay to rest their sons & daughters. And for what? This administration can't even give us a straight answer.โ€

06.03.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19714    ๐Ÿ” 6033    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 557    ๐Ÿ“Œ 235
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Jacobs: The Trump administration doesnโ€™t give a shit about the Iranian peopleโ€ฆ They are literally deporting people back to Iran who fled the brutal Iranian regime.

He doesnโ€™t care about human rights anywhere โ€” not here in the United States, not in Iran, not anywhere else.

06.03.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4172    ๐Ÿ” 1331    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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Radar bases housing key US missile interceptor hit in Jordan and UAE, satellite images show | CNN New satellite images from several key military bases in the Arabian Peninsula suggest that Iran is seeking to degrade air defenses by destroying US-made radars that detect incoming missiles and drones...

New satellite images from several key military bases in the Arabian Peninsula suggest Iran is seeking to degrade air defenses by destroying US-made radars that detect incoming missiles and drones.

The radar system for an American THAAD missile battery in Jordan was struck and apparently destroyed.

06.03.2026 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 355    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

If itโ€™s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

06.03.2026 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20990    ๐Ÿ” 4103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1322    ๐Ÿ“Œ 365

Donald Trump does so many bad things that it's hard to keep up with it all. It's like trying to pick out a single grain of sand on a beach.

06.03.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a 2021 recording Trump was caught discussing a classified Pentagon plan for a potential attack on Iran.

He said, โ€œAs president I could have declassified it. Now I canโ€™tโ€ฆ but this is still a secret" to people without security clearances.

It's a coincidence, right?

05.03.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your Honor, we would like to introduce this clip as Exhibit #1.

05.03.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1786    ๐Ÿ” 354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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They were planning this for months after saying months ago that Iran wouldn't be a threat because it would take them years to rebuild.

04.03.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They claim to have been planning this for months, to allegedly keep Americans safe, but had no plan to evacuate any Americans from the region because it happened too quickly.

Weird.

04.03.2026 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8775    ๐Ÿ” 2246    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 416    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
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It fits him perfectly lol.

04.03.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tillis: You decided to kill that dog because you had not invested the appropriate time in training it, and then you have the audacity to say itโ€™s a leadership lesson. You killed a goat and said it was behaving badly. Youโ€™re a farmer โ€” you donโ€™t castrate a goat, they behave badly.

03.03.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12107    ๐Ÿ” 2959    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 588    ๐Ÿ“Œ 423

Donald Trump describes the Supreme Court decision as a win because it told him which tariffs he cannot use. This is how he views it. Think of Trump like a roomba that hits a wall and pivots. He will just look for another path to get what he wants.

03.03.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0