@WhiteHouse: DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
Me, wary, to my hissing cat, with a medication syringe in my hand.
10.04.2025 04:48 β π 1009 π 125 π¬ 37 π 15@almostgonzo.bsky.social
Medium person, medium place
@WhiteHouse: DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
Me, wary, to my hissing cat, with a medication syringe in my hand.
10.04.2025 04:48 β π 1009 π 125 π¬ 37 π 15He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
28.03.2025 23:33 β π 44356 π 14357 π¬ 2472 π 874Will Trump blame the Delta plane crash in Toronto on:
I. Canada
2. DEI
3. Immigrants
4. All of the above
Image of planet earth with βa minorβ captioned over it in reference to Kendrick Lamar performing βNot Like Usβ in front of a global audience.
10.02.2025 02:14 β π 43 π 4 π¬ 5 π 4Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...
Old enough to remember when a single library deciding not to carry a Dr Seuss book was a grave threat to liberty
06.02.2025 15:32 β π 1565 π 119 π¬ 18 π 3As an anti-Zionist Jew I have to tell you:
Blame Biden and Harris for funding, arming, and backing a literal genocide
Blame the white voters who placed Trump in power
Blame Musk, Altman, Zuckerberg, Theil, and the rest of the fashy tech bros
Don't blame Palestinians or anti-genocide activists.
Liberals are suddenly super mad to learn that forcibly and violently displacing an entire ethnic population from their ancestral land constitutes genocide, but only because it -just now- fits a definition of genocide they agree with, and the genocidaire is someone they donβt like.
05.02.2025 02:33 β π 55 π 14 π¬ 1 π 1if youβre 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you donβt delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
04.02.2025 12:04 β π 12506 π 2588 π¬ 79 π 72How do I apply to be fentanyl czar? Is it on Indeed or an official GC job posting?
04.02.2025 16:43 β π 48 π 8 π¬ 4 π 1So what the fuck is the FBI doing?
04.02.2025 15:59 β π 149 π 12 π¬ 20 π 3Youβd think a good guy with a badge and a gun would gather a team and put a stop to it butβ¦
04.02.2025 07:40 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0This is the sort of thing they would do if they were not simply In On It
02.02.2025 19:44 β π 106 π 23 π¬ 2 π 0if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesnβt require any votes at all
03.02.2025 13:54 β π 40454 π 8625 π¬ 715 π 403I still remember way back before Musk was illegally destroying US foreign aid that time when he claimed heβd give $6B to the UK WFP if they could tell him how it would solve world hunger & then he ignored the response & gave $5.7B to his own charity & no one ever found out where it went from there
03.02.2025 14:11 β π 5889 π 1081 π¬ 85 π 24Hang in there, folks! In just one more month, the government is going to introduce a plentiful and inexpensive food called Soylent Green.
02.02.2025 16:05 β π 184 π 23 π¬ 17 π 0We canβt let a mega rich dude shut down the main foreign aid program created and funded by Congress just because he doesnβt like it and has our president by the balls
www.foreign.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
Incredible to see a president tanking the worldβs economy simply because he doesnβt understand it and is too dedicated to belligerent posturing to learn
03.02.2025 12:12 β π 16147 π 2272 π¬ 25 π 180I wonder what dumb shit is going to happen today
03.02.2025 13:00 β π 175 π 29 π¬ 12 π 6How the fuck did Gen x grow up with Nu Metal and become republicans
03.02.2025 13:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nowβs a really good time to tell yβall to NEVER go somewhere a random unvouched flier or social media post is telling you to protest at. When in doubt, find your local community organizers and ask who is sponsoring or co-signing any event youβre being asked to go.
03.02.2025 01:10 β π 50 π 11 π¬ 0 π 3WHATS THE FUCKING PLAN HAKEEM
01.02.2025 05:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Microplastics really took the spotlight off lead in our drinking water.
31.01.2025 12:59 β π 77 π 19 π¬ 3 π 1i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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