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The thing about attacking opinions candidates had when they were 16 is that it works great for the status quo, because for a lot of them recorded media did not even exist

We all know Steven is spelled with a v not a ph

Pretty sure the kid who threw the punch wasn’t the one crying in the end

it's for sharing documents with Epstein when Andrew was trade envoy. Kind of feels like when Al Capone was arrested for tax evasion rather than a whole bunch of other things.

I saw Trump talk about how he talked to Pete Hegseth in 2000 about Bin Laden being a dangerous guy and tried to take credit for apparently being aware of the possible danger. Hegseth was 20 at the time.

Would you rather eat gray lumps in brown sauce, or brown lumps in gray sauce?

Had a dream that one of my cats could talk, but he just kept asking me to put ‘Tubthumping’ by Chumbawumba on.

Trump can also mean fart in the UK. This could account for over 95% of all mentions based on my research (source: my 12 year old cousin, Greg)

We used to be a country

Saw the quote and assumed the GOP were just at the stage where they were leaning into the Epstein files

He is such a moron. Even kids learn that if you accidentally hurt someone (eg. stepping on their toe) you still say sorry, regardless of intent.

I remember playing an old Call of Duty and there was a guy who's username was Osama Bin Hard-on, and everytime he was shot the people on my team would shout 'we got him!'

can you please provide any tips for what to do if I find myself in this predicament?

Spurs often manage to handle Man City, so it'll be interesting to see if it happens again. As for Man U, it's going well so far, but they've had a habit over the past few seasons of turning up against the teams at the top of the league, and then dropping points against teams lower down

I'm sure the ICE agent is so well trained that he is aware of the history of every firearm too

At school, my history teacher said about the name being National Socialists, and then right after mentioned how in the 'First They Came' poem, the very first to be taken down were the Communists and then the Socialists, and she said something like 'which shows that their name was one of many lies'

I heard/made-up that just before Air Force One turned around, the pilot said ‘Donald, if you don’t stop saying dumb things I swear I’ll turn this plane around’

Where is the Virtual Boy?

Big grey cat sleeping away

(It’s been almost 3 hours and he hasn’t moved)

if I could go back in time and talk to the younger me that first saw this post, I'd say 'Cherish this time. Also, when you get up, get two slices of banana bread, because you're going to get one, and later want a 2nd, but a cat is going to sit on your lap and you're not going to want to disturb him'

There is a great 'Drunk History' ep about this too- after the kiss was filmed, executives insisted another take was shot where the two just hugged. They shot the take, but didn't realize till after that Shatner had purposefully and visibly crossed his eyes to make the take unusable

What a smart idea. Maybe they can then try and recruit some mass shooters to help the military too.

wonder if there will be a steady stream of copycats

on the plus side you can just say 'actually that was disproven by Breitbart' and they just believe you. I do that with my in-laws, they don't bother researching it

the guy said 'someone else' too, implying she ran over the ice agent

They beefed it

Ah yes, the Democratic position of 'opposing city planning', 'opposing solar energy/being pro gas' and also the 'democrat' Monty Bennett, who hired 'Crowds on Demand' and also donated 1.1m to Trump and supported Greg Abbott. More 'Accusation in a Mirror' BS. Do better.

Can you not tell the difference between labeling someone a threat and a President ignoring procedures to act unilaterally?

Saying 'watch out for that guy who lives over there, he's not a good guy', is very different than breaking in and attacking him.

wonder which white guy with a questionable past regarding women and/or minors Elon will support this year

I just ACED my breathalyzer test which allows me to drive my car before the engine will come on. Everyone else is a coward who won't do it too.