W Jarvis

I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line
I will not cry on the Elizabeth Line

In other words, it would be v strange if both GRN and LAB vote shares went into the lower half of the grey area - at least some voters for either party are likely to tactically vote for the other if they think they're more likely to win

so REF vote share is only likely to increase with additional tactical votes (from tories etc), whereas GRN and LAB vote shares could fluctuuate within that grey range depending which party the left wing tactical votes break for

the tactical vote range indicates a degree of potential tactical voting to/from other parties. There's not another right-wing party with a chance, so REF voters aren't likely to tactically vote for someone else, whereas GRN and LAB voters could tactically vote for each other

These locals are going to be absolutely dismal for Labour lmao

you've known me for a thoroughly rancid, evil decade

you've known me a good decade - you should know by now that I'm extremely refined and rarely concise

there's something really really galling about watching in real time in a word doc as someone uses AI to 'refine' my work and 'make it more concise'

100 days to go 😬

Was in the office for 12 solid hours today - only ended up leaving because the fire alarm went off lmao

i genuinely can't bear to subject myself to this

guys it's my first time - what do you do when your fav releases a truly dogshit album?

What's not clicking???

Sounds fake but okay

more than once i've had people tell me that they forget i have a name because i seem like someone who wouldn't have one

at LEAST two too many Warringtons for my liking

This has captivated me - I can't look away.

I'm in love with you

yessssssssss

You would fit right in, I have no doubt

Tex is walking round the flat singing a song called 'Unterhosen' which is to the tune of Despacito

fuck if only I knew anyone good at planning 😬

fuck, i'm getting married this year!!!!

Ray Mears smiling

Happy Ray Mears!

🥰🥰🥰🥰

I need to stop falling in love with every twink I meet working in a bakery

"can I ask you a favour? I need you to eat some feta"

Can someone please explain to me why my mother has bought Tex sexy underwear for his birthday

My beloved fiancé stands in the kitchen in his gym clothes. In one hand he holds a green 4kg weight. In the other he holds a chorizo and Shropshire red cheese melting pot. He looks at the camera with a bemused and slightly defensive expression.

Caught him putting a cheese pot in the oven mid workout

I will never forgive AI for what it's done to jigsaw puzzles