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Sidmund... AKA David

@sidbyrde.bsky.social

52yo πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Dog/Cat dad... I'm just here, seeing what's about... There will be some NSFW stuff on here, so be warned... **Don't follow me expecting to see my d*ck because you won't** πŸ”ž

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Latest posts by sidbyrde.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh I had a coworker go absolutely thermonuclear earlier, to the point of throwing his steel water bottle down so hard it dented. All because he got tasked with cleaning up someone else’s royal fuckup.

05.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a wee bit chilly today… Wound up wearing my AKHG longjohns with my jeans and hoodie today at the office to stay cozy. Still want to go back home and sleep though.

05.12.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just found out that one of my best friends is moving thousands of miles away by the end of the year. I’m a little shaken by this but I know that I’m one of the select few that they intend on keeping touch with.

05.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can’t hear this picture in your head… πŸ€ͺ

02.12.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll gladly take some of the 4/3x stuff off your hands. 😁

02.12.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m ☠️☠️☠️

29.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And what else can go wrong… I find my cat lifeless on the floor next to my chair in the living room after returning from the vet’s office with my best friend after him putting his pup to sleep. Mr Bean was ill with FIV and Leukemia but he was fine earlier today.

29.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am thoroughly enjoying it. It’s night and day from the previous vehicle I owned. All in comfort/amenities/performance. And not spending $40/wk on fuel and only about $5 on electricity instead will add up fast.

28.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My best friend had to let his 14yo pup go today… Why does tragedy always have to hit on the holidays…

28.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it was late when we showed up with food but I’m glad you enjoyed it. You’re always welcome here at the house for the holidays! There will always be a place at my table for you… ❀️

28.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Out of respect for @sodders.bsky.social right now we’re trying to sort out things with the police still here and the family is hours away. He is not currently in a state to talk. Please be respectful in this time of loss…

24.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well after my weekly work drive(s) plus some general β€œI’m gonna go for a ride” farting around earlier today I realized I had met about my normal driving habits for the week and then some and it’s gonna cost me roughly $5/wk for electricity. That’s far less than $40/wk in petrol…

23.11.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the first time I was driving my new vehicle earlier this week the steering wheel gave haptic feedback from drifting into the next lane and scared the piss outta me!

21.11.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I drove the Ioniq 5 and I was just too big for it. My hands blocked most of the cluster because the steering wheel was so small, I couldn’t see the lane assist cameras.

20.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So I did a thing recently…

20.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You should see some of the ridiculous positions my minpin mix does with his spindly little legs. It’s like β€œhow is that even comfortable!?!” πŸ€ͺ

17.11.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you I know my body reacts slowly when I’m cold, because my metabolism is already slower because I’m older. But this shit is for the birds..

17.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an insulin pump CGM showing rapid changes up and down.

Screenshot of an insulin pump CGM showing rapid changes up and down.

This is why I fucking hate diabetes. Today I dosed for a simple meal at McDonalds and wound up in the stratosphere even after mild activity (walking around a car lot). Then a few hours later I’m in the gutter. I’m so sick of this shit. This is the reason why I don’t want to eat…

17.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could find someone local who’s a good seamstress to put small reinforced slits into my union suits so I can wear them in this cold weather. There’s no logical way to have my insulin pump infusion set tubing go into it and be tucked into my shirt/pants also. An annoying thing..!

11.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My little one will shiver and be β€œNOPE BITCH!” when it’s below 55Β° outside. Yet this morning he trotted into the back yard like it was a beach vacation.

10.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IF I happen to go into a Target they are gonna get a rude awakening… Smile at me and I’m gonna just creep you out with the shade I can throw at 50ft, closer than that you’ll be….

08.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the weather. I feel like I got put in a vise myself.

08.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I have to find something to wear to the company Christmas party. I haven’t been to one in over 6 years now and honestly I don’t even know if I own a shirt appropriate for the occasion. Mainly because I do not do Christmas.

07.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif…

01.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is that it’s not the younger folks, it’s the damned GenX folks that I see doing shit like this all the time. I realize we’re old enough to the point we don’t give a fuck anymore but goddamn, we still understand what #FAFO means.

01.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s things like that which make me despise humanity as a whole. Since the COVID restrictions when folks were forced to avoid being near each other, folks have no sense of personal space anymore and it infuriates me…

01.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And if you’re standing in the queue and on your phone, put the fucking thing down when you approach. That’s just rude as fuck.

01.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You walk up THISFUCKINGCLOSE to me when I’m doing business at a counter, whether it be a bank, store checkout, or a gas station, I will not hesitate to lay hands if you don’t back off when I call you out. Respect personal space you inconsiderate intrusive fuckstick… 🀬🀬🀬

01.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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