Andrew andreuuem - Bluesky Statics

A patient signed their MyChat message with “Go USA” — like, read the room man

12.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Expired Ham Day to those who celebrate

06.02.2025 14:21 — 👍 1389 🔁 442 💬 17 📌 15

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

06.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 27722 🔁 8168 💬 434 📌 300

Is this The Bad Place?

02.04.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Why were we smoking weed out of apples anyway????

05.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Netflix Warner brothers hbo max discovery tnt cnn new line cinema dc studios hgtv food network

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I can’t believe grown adults are bringing labubus to the club. What is wrong with yall

17.08.2025 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

!!!!!

03.08.2025 12:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok yes 😍

10.07.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I literally cannot hear Will Arnett’s voice without picturing a cartoon horse

16.06.2025 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I take it back I LOVE HER

12.06.2025 21:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A great way for Senate Democrats to protest what’s going on is to not have almost 40% of the caucus keep voting to advance a money laundering bill.

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What ever happened to BeReal??? Are people still on BeReal

12.06.2025 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This message sums up June so far lol

12.06.2025 16:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so confused as to which Blondie albums I’m supposed to listen to now?? Does it even matter???

07.06.2025 14:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's all just a distraction orchestrated by Patti LuPone

05.06.2025 23:49 — 👍 111 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

Elon turning on Trump was so predictable but like I’m still here for it. Trash dragging trash

05.06.2025 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw Waitress (again!) last night, so now I won’t be able to stop thinking about it for months

05.06.2025 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy pride month 🫶🏾

01.06.2025 13:29 — 👍 199 🔁 57 💬 1 📌 1

I am very upset about missing Beyoncé

24.05.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsel... & Follow @naomirwolf I have a horrible feeling that many vaccinated people will never fully recover their heart energy. Do you know what I mean? That warm glow you used to get from heart to heart hugging of people, is diminished with some vaccinated people, to a brief flicker, much fainter life force? Energy healers, does anything work to heal this in your experience?

When you’re an anti-vaxxer and also bad at Zelda

16.05.2025 13:33 — 👍 1339 🔁 147 💬 150 📌 30

I know eggs are pricey but can we talk about BUTTER??? Why is butter $8????

14.05.2025 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face .

14.05.2025 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice chest hair bro can I put my face in it

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Adam pls

14.05.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Work is so so stupid, what a game

13.05.2025 21:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah I want MDMA: make drag race mean again

10.05.2025 00:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Agree

28.04.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Punta Cana, Dominican Republic

26.04.2025 04:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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