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@funkmasterjedi.bsky.social

Go jump back up your mother LGM FDT

24 Followers  |  21 Following  |  157 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.9777

Latest posts by funkmasterjedi.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is the Sydney Sweeney experiment almost over yet?

09.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Elite

04.11.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So the Fox announcers know there are two teams playing right??

29.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How early is too early for Takis?

26.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need him dead

22.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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17.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh good Cam got a job

15.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$12 btw

12.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NYCC lunch

12.10.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice

11.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh shit I feel so bad for him. He panicked

10.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s working, whatever it is

09.10.2025 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What is going on here?

09.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh she’s a romance author??? That’s insanely funny in ways I can’t even express.

08.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get some fresh air

08.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wanting to get married and have kids is anti women and MAGA?? Are we okay?

08.10.2025 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Actually threads is kinda fun. More old school Twitter vibes than here.

04.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s in the red sections and only has room for 4000.

01.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wish I knew before I spent $300 on bookcon tickets that the event isn’t on the main floor at the Javits center 🙃

30.09.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@mets.com

28.09.2025 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s too hot to be the last day of the season 😭

28.09.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That movie looks so bad lol

27.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Matt Shaw is a loser

24.09.2025 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday?

23.09.2025 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Guess I wasn’t raptured

23.09.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just don’t want to have to explain what a femboy is to my mother.

16.09.2025 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What are we doing with the flags a half mast still??????? bffr

15.09.2025 18:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s all his plaid

14.09.2025 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do we still use threads? bc place is so boring.

13.09.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Let’s go Mets 🥲

12.09.2025 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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