♓️ Taye Jarrid ♓️

Women 🤭

Eggs from True Blood
Louis de Pon du Lac
Chiron
Lionel DWP (the TV version, not the movie)

JUST to name a few

Given: I complimented someone on how good their shoulders looked 🤷🏾‍♂️ I was never really into them until my ex

Received: I was told that 👉🏾👌🏾 me was like 👉🏾👌🏾 a woman because I was so curvy and thick

Do you have any felonies or warrants for your arrest? I need to know this things in advance!

BITCH, GO!!!

It’s been so long…

I mean, I always drink from straws 🤷🏾‍♂️

That’s a tough one…

I’m usually down to ride either way so 🤷🏾‍♂️

THICC… TH-TH-TH-TH-THICC 🤭

Nah, probably the following, depending on the mood:

ALIEN SUPERSTAR
Believing In Me
Elastic Heart
Sledgehammer

Supportive
Adventurous
Stable

IDK if I “test” people, but I do give a chance… ONE! And if they fail that chance, there’s no retaking that! I also give freedom, sometimes too much… maybe that’s the test 🤷🏾‍♂️

Oh baby… that he had NO interest in monogamy. With me, with ANYONE!

So I personally don’t ghost people. I will TELL YOU why I’m leaving & then exit…

But once, I did say he had anger issues and I couldn’t be with that… so I “disappeared” for a couple days and let him figure it out

Not really “weird”, but that graze on my thigh or grabbing my inner… BABY 🙌🏾

Most random?? 🤔

I’mma just choose violence with this one & say being a Barb/Nicki Fan 🤷🏾‍♂️

OK, here's a thread of 15 questions to get to know you guys better...

IG saw them first…
Feelin’ Blue lately

I completely forgot about Alien: Earth 🤷🏾‍♂️

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And Just Like That…

Final Offer

Trainer should be proud of me!

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Just spent the last 4 hours on my feet “slanging my titties” over a hot stove meal preppin’ and cleaning the whole kitchen afterwards…

I’ve had to put on clothes twice today on my day off… and I’m over it.

Its so much faster & efficient for me!

We Listen & We Don’t Judge…

Ever since I “learned” how to dice chicken with kitchen shears, I’ve never went back to using a knife

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Peacock removed Wicked…

Going to Costco is not just becoming expensive, it’s becoming overwhelming

Their form, their posture… gonna cause more damage than anything

I’ve quite literally had to catch myself sometimes from loudly say “Girl (regardless of gender), what the fuck is you doing?!”