Goonette @ivyshannon - Bluesky Profile

No more squeezing my legs together NO MORE! it all stops now

15.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was thinking like why do I have so much friction between my thighs like they really don’t rub together much when I walk. was really thinking abt it. To get to the bottom of this. And fucking realized. What the fuck it’s from. Like. My dumbass. Gooning is cancelled like. No more

15.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Last day of period I will be normal soon

14.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Feeling off then I feel fine

14.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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So hormonal. So moody. I can’t I can’t

14.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bring a girl is rly rly hard work

14.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I can understand shitting, I can understand burping. Why the fuck do I have to fart. The world is so cruel

13.11.2025 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I hate when I have loud cartoonish sounding farts like. I’m a lady. This isn’t supposed to happen to me.

13.11.2025 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It needs to be a lil freakier like WTF

13.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait cus I’m listening and this song isn’t as freaky as I rmr, this is kind of upsetting

13.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Santa baby the best song ever UGHHHHH thank u eartha kitt for being a freaky ass classy black girl like the representation is so good. Representation MATTERS!

13.11.2025 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had chipotle today and it wasn’t that yummy like. Maybe chipotle is kinda bad.

13.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No cuz I dance better than that

13.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

13.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank u omg, now will u smuggle me a badtchan badge

12.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I already did 🤭, I also taught them the hoe down throw down 😊

12.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If gas was never a thing I’d flourish

12.11.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes I taught him that

12.11.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to drink coffee every morning omg. I’m so cleared out.

11.11.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Not in America silly goose! did u forget abt time zones

11.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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11.11.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kinda love how much coffee clears the system OUT!!!! Wait

11.11.2025 09:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Negro please

11.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk why it makes me so mad when people try to act like cava is as good as chipotle. Bruh fuck KHIAVA!!! I’m never eating at that fawkin khia ass restaurant, Chipotle outsold HOE!

10.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0