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I heard she won't txt dean back either

09.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ella mccay was a movie about a girl who became the governor of the state she was born and raised and also doesn't forgive her dad for being a piece of shit

it should not have been any other movie

09.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe that Matt Stoller coddled MAGA pseudo-populist authoritarians weren't serious about antitrust reform

(episode 7,000)

09.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

gagita i wasnt familiar with your game

09.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting mad about Corey Bookers Republican tax idea

09.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at my financial advisor bro he makes a good sauce but I'm broke 😭

09.03.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So be it, then. Born in throes, ’tis fit that man should live in pains and die in pangs! So be it, then!

09.03.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8
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Coming in the Harbour, Saint John, N.B.
Lucius O'Brien
1896

09.03.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COCO RETIRED DUE TO INJURY OMG

09.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want an electric Volvo

09.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Real tennis

Real tennis

Gauff vs Eala

09.03.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a view of a city from a window with a blue sky in the background ALT: a view of a city from a window with a blue sky in the background
09.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The banks are out of money

The banks are out of money

OIL OVER $100

08.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Learner Tien wins 7⁷-6³, 4-6, 6-3 against Ben Shelton

Big props for Shelton for fighting it out through his illness that Jim Courier stated he's been fighting for 5 days now but Tien takes the win in the end.

πŸ“Έ Aksana Brendon Ratnayake/AP Photo

08.03.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It's over

08.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REAL TENNID AT LEARNER TIEN
SHELTON VS TIEN IN A DECIDER

08.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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anyone on the pitt: so, robby, big vacation coming up??

Dr Robby

08.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NO ONE IS SAFE

08.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cured my ailments

08.03.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Yes he was an Englishman

Yes he was an Englishman

George Russel on the podium

08.03.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always extremely obvious when someone starts reading the AI summary off Google.

08.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ—£οΈ CLASSIC JP ALERT 🚨

08.03.2026 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MERCEDES BEAT FERRARI

08.03.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best

08.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was right after I did a 10 mile loop around the city, life saving beer

08.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guinness lads!

07.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A hush-blue landscape. In the foreground a band of water stretches left to right, its surface patterned with short, horizontal ripples that catch the light in pale aquamarine and mint. Two dark, jutting rocks or logs break the waterline at the lower edge. Behind them rise two low, rounded hills rendered in deep navy and charcoal, simplified into smooth, shadowed masses. Above and around the peaks, sweeping white forms arc across the sky like enormous, wind-shaped drifts or the frozen crest of a wave.

A hush-blue landscape. In the foreground a band of water stretches left to right, its surface patterned with short, horizontal ripples that catch the light in pale aquamarine and mint. Two dark, jutting rocks or logs break the waterline at the lower edge. Behind them rise two low, rounded hills rendered in deep navy and charcoal, simplified into smooth, shadowed masses. Above and around the peaks, sweeping white forms arc across the sky like enormous, wind-shaped drifts or the frozen crest of a wave.

Lawren S. Harris
Lake and Mountains (1928)
Oil on canvas
130.8 Γ— 160.7 cm
#postcardfromlea

06.03.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure what has to rot in the heart of a person who behaves like this, but … honestly, I hope these staff die broke, miserable, ashamed and unloved.

07.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guinness lads!

07.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAO

07.03.2026 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0