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looking for a shirt to wear to the odyssey movie next year and got so mad at one that just said "Odysseus should have asked for directions"

he is constantly weeping and asking for directions what are you TALKING about

MS Paint drawing of a kobold with a platypus bill and a speech bubble that says "jkr go 2 hell"

it's a good idea

if you found out vampires were real and you could ask a vampire only one question (informational, not a request), what would it be?

I think I'd go with: "Does the cross fuck you up?" If the answer is "no" you've learned nothing, but if the answer is "yes" that's a pretty big deal

Second shortest saddest story: "Sitting Cuties Rattata, Out of Stock"

i guess if they had horse bodies it would be "centaur girl game"

down with gacha btw

okay, i know i'm SO late on this but.... the horse girls don't have horse bodies?

i don't know anything about the tv show, and looking at the wiki it looks like it is a pretty different story altogether, but making Claudia 14 is interesting. Both more practical and more palatable for sure lol. but i will not pretend like i don't like the haunted doll aspect of her book character

really trying to form some cohesive thoughts about the eroticized violence against children in Interview. I feel like I could come up with something to say by triangulating Interview, Lolita, and maybe Bella & Edward's "age gap"

"I [went to high school] like a man who wanted to die but who had no courage to do it himself. I walked to [math class] alone; I passed out in [history class]. I backed out of two [tests] more from apathy than cowardice and truly wished to be murdered."

if i wrote midnight sun i would have had Edward as introspective and tortured as Louis, but about having to attend high school a bunch of times

common answer, and certainly not one I need to tell you lol, but the donkey kong country underwater music is the premier pissed off at work and need to calm down music

I want to know why Edward wanted to fight in WW1 as a human but didn’t go fight nazis in WW2 as a Superman. My husband thinks he must have been frozen with the minions

I read a whole ass book from Edward’s first person perspective and know basically nothing about what he thinks about things

It’s less than worthless to compare twilight to interview, but these vampires are so full of beliefs. I feel like Edward Cullen has no beliefs, y’know?

the ps1 is a creepy console

when the interviewer asks Louis if he can love, and he responds (paraphrasing): "are angels detached?" "Do angels love God?" Damn that hits

it's SO bad. I had 3 free pulls (I think they gave them to you when the system was introduced or something? I don't think you can get any more for free), and I got a shitty nocturne icon from 2016. very cool.

Splash art from League of Legends of Volcanic Wukong. He's a monkey man who is sort of red and on fire.

why get the super horny ahri skin when you can buy volcanic wukong at a fraction of the price

gacha fomo is so fucking sinister. i want the ahri "chroma" but i don't even really like playing ahri?? i don't play gacha games at all so it's wild that i feel any particular way about it. don't worry though, i will not be spending $120

the book! i'll have to watch the movie after i finish it

Interview with the Vampire goes so crazy, I had no idea

Someone in discord accounting after applying your payment to a new chargeback expense transaction: "Destroy Peek."

Mirror selfie of me. I’m wearing a pink floral dress and have long, pathetic, unstyled hair

This is not a very good picture for hair purposes, but I’m serious about asking for help!!! Taking any ideas.

Currently I am thinking blunt cut to keep as much length as I can while cutting off all the split ends + getting the Sabrina Carpenter curtain bangs that I don’t think she has anymore

i wrote out my whole opinion about the genes/jeans ad, deleted it, and will instead say: "Good morning!" :)

What kind of hair cut should i get on Friday? I want something that looks cool and intentional, but I have fine hair so I feel like I can never actually get the hair style that I want

Woke Odysseus

oh, totally!! I'm just very curious how he will approach solving these "problems"

odysseus sleeps with circe and a big marquee appears at the bottom of the screen **This would not have been considered a betrayal of his wife in the Bronze Age**

it's really fucking old so it's kind of a weird combination of cartoony problems with cartoony solutions and the characters doing heinous things that were probably supposed to be read as "very cool, actually"

Disclaimer: I am not an expert in history or literature or movies

I am sooooo wondering how the movie is going to deal with Odysseus being a heroic character while doing a lot of stuff that a modern audience will NOT find heroic and will actually find really horrible