The beauty of the "Trump is dead" rumor, and the internet reaction to it, is, even if it turns out not to be true, it means that Trump gets to see the jubilation among Americans upon hearing news of his demise. #TrumpDead

This is why the world loves the Canadians!

Clough out #dcfcfams

Just watched Birmingham City’s Amazon “Welcome to Wrexham” attempt. Tom Brady comes across as a raet prick. They don’t give a shit about the community or fans. Brady comes across really badly

Far more than 5 or 6 teenagers in the ground. Away support were singing it during the game. I wouldn’t wish death to any club regardless of who they are.

Hope you lot pull though.

#swfc #owls. Hope you enjoyed your party…. #dcfc #dcfcfans

Never in doubt 😐😳

How about them #Lionesses eh?

Do you know what the word “remedial” means?

But but but MAGA

France are giving a masterclass in the dark arts tonight too. Disgraceful diving!

I dunno, the Swedes gave it a good go last night 😂

Impact sub this season I reckon. I can see Morris / Salveson being the preferred partnership and big Pat being used as an impact sub when the opposition are beginning to tire

That was a very polite way of putting it. I don’t think I could be so kind to phrase it that way!

It’ll be raet. 6 weeks and he’ll be match fit after his op

A 4 year contract suggests that this is a “developmental” signing. I for one don’t buy into this narrative that what we paid is extortionate. He is a 24 year old international striker who has just represented his country in an international tournament. You’d be hard pushed to find that for cheaper

He came from Charlotte
To take us to the Prem,
He’s worth $10 million,
That’s what we paid to them,
He’s 6ft 4 and he’s got a massive wang
His name is Patrick,
Patrick Agyemang..

#dcfcfans

Just seen big Paddy Agyemang at Birds on Ascot Drive. If you are interested he was ordering a lamb and mint slice, a sausage roll, a bag of cobs and an elephant’s foot. Make of that what you will #dcfcfans

Agyemang move to Derby County at the finish line but not quite across it, per sources. Transfer fee is about $7 million, per one source.

USMNT forward Patrick Agyemang close to transfer to English second-flight Derby County from Charlotte FC.

Per source: “Final stages,” sides hoping “it’s done today.”

Please explain

JK Rowling is an abhorrent human being.

Tuchel is shite

That was possibly the worst England performance in a long time. Lacklustre, heartless, boring, toothless. They don’t give a shit for the badge. And yes, I know it was a friendly… but where is the fucking fight? Bleak

Tuchel …. I know this is only a friendly but shit….

Atmosphere dead in Nottingham. Dire football. As is standard

Yep. That’s Forest for you

It’s in Nottingham. Their carers probably taught them how to make them to stop them lusting after their sisters………

Funnily enough, his X account follows Farage. And Musk. And Andrew Tate. And Paul J Watson 🤔

Check out the social media of his business account “Farout Caps”. Follows Farage and a host of right wing nut jobs.