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Human, planet Earth, US Army Veteran. Bicycles are my life's escape. Hater of all things Trump and MAGA. Snarky comments where appropriate. DMs will not be answered.

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a man with a beard is being shaved with a pair of scissors with the words poor thing written on the bottom Alt: a man with a beard is being shaved with a pair of scissors with the words poor thing written on the bottom
27.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure Susan Collins is concerned while she kisses the orange ass.

27.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ETTD - Everything Trump Touches Dies

27.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We will be greeted as liberators. Iraqi citizens will throw flowers and sweets to our troops."

Donald Rumsfeld in the run up to the war in Iraq.

27.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hitler Youth 2026

27.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since we're droppin pics...

Can't imagine why she'd be posing for a pic dressed like that and sitting on a hotel bed. Is she modeling the bedding?

27.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Youth pastor is a euphemism for pedophile.

27.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a problem if you can't measure and compare it.

27.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We will be greeted as liberators. Iraqi citizens will throw flowers and sweets to our troops."

Donald Rumsfeld in the run up to the war in Iraq.

27.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You could start with crypto
You could start with a whole bunch of fraudulent pay for play scams across the world in almost every country. I think selling pardons is kind of a good place to start though and I don't think this chart is even current

27.02.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Not to mention that a Ford Pinto, as ugly as it was, is still a million times less hideous than a cybertruck.

26.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

Analysis of crash data shows that you're 17 times more likely to die in a vehicle fire if you buy Elon Musk's Tesla Cyber truck than if you had bought a Ford Pinto, the 1970s era car infamous for gas tank explosions in rear end collisions.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

26.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2255    πŸ” 1000    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 155

Anyone protecting a pedo is a pedo themselves.

26.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Comic book illustration of Kat facing ICE officers, text box reading: 
"OUR NEIGHBORS, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY'S VOICES WERE SILENCED AND CHAINED... SO WE DID WHAT WE COULD OUTSIDE.

WE EXERCISED OUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND LEGALLY ASSEMBLED, DEMANDING CHANGE. BUT ICE SECRET POLICE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT INCONVENIENCES LIKE THE CONSTITUTION. THIS IS ME. THE WOMAN GETTING THROWN TO THE GROUND BY AN ARMED MAN TWICE HER SIZE."

Comic book illustration of Kat facing ICE officers, text box reading: "OUR NEIGHBORS, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY'S VOICES WERE SILENCED AND CHAINED... SO WE DID WHAT WE COULD OUTSIDE. WE EXERCISED OUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND LEGALLY ASSEMBLED, DEMANDING CHANGE. BUT ICE SECRET POLICE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT INCONVENIENCES LIKE THE CONSTITUTION. THIS IS ME. THE WOMAN GETTING THROWN TO THE GROUND BY AN ARMED MAN TWICE HER SIZE."

Comic book illustration of Kat facing ICE officers, text box reading: 
"THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD OF ME. IT WAS FOR A LOT OF FOLKS. NOW THIS WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THE DETAINEES INSIDE WERE ENDURING, BUT THE VISUALS STRUCK A NERVE. 

SO HOW DID WE GET HERE? "

Comic book illustration of Kat facing ICE officers, text box reading: "THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD OF ME. IT WAS FOR A LOT OF FOLKS. NOW THIS WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THE DETAINEES INSIDE WERE ENDURING, BUT THE VISUALS STRUCK A NERVE. SO HOW DID WE GET HERE? "

Comic book illustration of Kat standing in front of a protest crowd, with copy reading: 

"HI, I'M KAT ABUGHAZALEH, AND I'M RUNNING FOR CONGRESS. AND THIS IS MY STORY."

Comic book illustration of Kat standing in front of a protest crowd, with copy reading: "HI, I'M KAT ABUGHAZALEH, AND I'M RUNNING FOR CONGRESS. AND THIS IS MY STORY."

You’ve got one week left to pre-order the limited first edition of Kat Comics.

This is another look inside the comic that’s been hitting mailboxes across IL-09. If you haven’t gotten yours, you can still grab a copy while this limited edition run lasts.

26.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Shirley he's a liar.

The article fails to mention that Shirley had previously made a name for himself as a YouTube prankster until he realized he could get more views by lying to people about racially sensitive issues. Zero background in actual journalism.

26.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hillary Clinton’s fire and fury opening statement to the House Oversight Committee.

26.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10420    πŸ” 3900    πŸ’¬ 531    πŸ“Œ 518

No need to be polite. They LIED to staff to gain entry.

26.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The women Olympians are getting the lavish treatment in Las Vegas compliments of Flavor Flav and sponsoring companies.

The men's team got fast food burgers at the white house.

How very appropriate.

26.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing compares to the Nuns of New Skete cheesecake.

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26.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dropkick Murphys' free concert at the Alex Pretti memorial will stream online The stream, like the concert, will be free, but the band is encouraging viewers to donate to Minnesota organizations.

bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

26.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1969    πŸ” 573    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 30
Bette Midler serenades Stephen Colbert during β€˜The Late Show’ appearance Bette Midler infamously serenaded Johnny Carson before he signed off The Tonight Show in 1992 and now she’s done the same for The Late Show host Stephen Colbert, whose show was canceled by CBS in July...

'Cause you didn't kiss the orange ass!

ruralradio.com/rrn/abc_news...

26.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯🎯🎯

25.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They were credible enough that the FBI apparently interviewed the individual making the allegations 4 times...

25.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The SW-51 MUSTANG - Scalewings - Iconic design meets 21st century technology The SW-51 MUSTANG offers modern fighter agility and classic aluminium ramp appeal, perfected from all-carbon design. More than 100,000 surface details of the original P-51 embedded in all carbon airfr...

I'll take mine in carbon fiber please...
www.scalewings.com

25.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

25.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try that in the corporate world, a year in and blaming your predecessor...

"Security, please escort this man from the premises."

25.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Few things are more satisfying than eating and sharing fresh veggies that you grew yourself.

25.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fetterman sucks again for acknowledging Trump's existence.

25.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0