Caz (They/Them)

Every element of this is comedic perfection.

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @yrfatfriend.bsky.social my therapist just told me brown rice is just as nutritious as white rice. Should I believe them or is everything they’ve said now thrown into question?? #MaintenancePhase

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.” Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: that’s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Des Moines has you all beat

Petition to call a group of entitled people an “Audacity”.

donald trump has been running sprints back and forth between yankee stadium and jfk airport since dawn. he just went past my apartment. i obviously oppose him politically in every way but i gotta call it how i see it: that dude is SO fucking fast. fastest i've ever seen a man run. he was flying

Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

So I guess death edging is now our national kink.

Finally finished up @turtle76.bsky.social and mines new #Fallout zine/Goodsprings guide! This is the print at home version for people who wanna do it themselves and bring it along. You'll need one colored cardstock page and 5 regular pieces of paper, here's the files imgur.com/gallery/ncr-...

See you can't protest them snatching little kids in broad day light, or that would give them the justification they need to do something bad.

I wish this didn’t keep getting truer and truer.

D-day for the dumbest person in your office today

It's hard to put into words the anxiety folks are feeling.

As an appreciation for everyone pushing through it, and many of us doing as much as we can, some more than anyone should have to, here's a bluesky exclusive of killdeer chicks seeking safe harbor under their parent. #birds 🐣

Well he did it. He called out the military against our citizens.
It’s here.
Stay strong and protest peacefully.

This is how you get a Spider-Man's villain The Lizard. You know that, right?

i simply do not understand those of you who look at the white house and say to yourselves, “these are hyper competent people who are executing a sophisticated plan with high odds for success”

It's somehow ALWAYS the job of the protesters to de-escalate as if we're the ones with the tear gas, rubber bullets, tanks, and a proven record of murder. Cops however are ungovernable rabid dogs, who collect salaries from us but over whom we have absolutely no control. Good deal huh?

SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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Seems like a good time to put some money into some bail funds. secure.actblue.com/donate/great...

if you ever feel heavy because you care deeply about injustice, suffering and ecological destruction, remember that a trillion dollar propaganda machine was built to make you numb and it didn't work on you ✨

Just described @figma.com as the “gayer Visio” and I’m real happy with that. Put a Pigeon of Happiness on the flowchart and called it a day!

Text only format: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/adk42...

Poster format: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/30eq8...

Double-sided 16-page zine format: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/5jzsc...

Even longer: the 'just one more election and Republicans will change' talk originates at least as far back as this Obama quote from 2012:

“Our winning will teach them a lesson. It will make them look at themselves and realize that their positions are untenable. It will, finally, break the fever.”