Allyson

Maddie and her new vest.

Should I revive my Covid quarantine project/instagram account where I’d read out loud a chapter of this vintage Hustler novel every day?

Last night I had a dream and a lot of it was being annoyed that everyone was pronouncing REO Speedwagon like “Rio Speedwagon” and then were gaslighting me when I corrected them.

So we saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social do a bit about showing Halloween to his daughter and she laughed through the whole thing. Tonight we tested this with Brody, 12, and he LOVED it. He did laugh a lot, but understands why it’s a classic and a new John Carpenter fan was born. Next, Halloween III.

East Village as of 45 minutes ago. My coworker spotted them on the way to work.

My husband used to watch Y&R with his mom and recently picked it up again and the current storyline is so bonkers to me

They make me think of Willy Wonka when Violet is chewing the gum and is like “mmm tomato soup!” Which is something that always was intriguing to me.

I don’t drink coffee but I’m not sure where Universal Studios got this picture of me.

Which hand shadow should I make first?

Today 190 people donated to the goodwill I work at in freezing temperatures and I had to smile when 90% of them said “stay warm!” When they left when I wanted to tell them to get fucked. I’ve been home for 45 minutes and am still shaking from being cold all day.

Whoops there’s more

I might have gone overboard.

Didn’t realize it was his birthday until I posted this.

Someone go check on John Carpenter please.

Can I go home from work because David Lynch died?

Why?

Recycling content because I need attention but I’m getting into micro impressions. Here’s my Corey Feldman and my HBK impersonations.

I tried 60+ year old lipstick. How long until my lips fall off?