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@fuckmarrywill.bsky.social

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223 Followers  |  25 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023
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mood board for 2025

01.01.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh that’s probably why he got caught there

13.12.2024 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youre the most employable guy i know

05.12.2024 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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hating your job will have you looking for a new job everywhere you look. i just got a massage and the whole time, i was like β€œyeah i could do this as long as it’s like $18/hr”

27.11.2024 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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god i love spending my real 20 dollars on fake 2 dollars

23.11.2024 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my job said β€œhey i know it’s the busiest season of the year right now and you’re burnt out and overworked and underpaid and your once-eight hour days are turning into ten-to-twelve hour days, but we wanted to say thank you by giving you this free fanny pack and literally nothing else.”

20.11.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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going the exact speed limit and not getting mad or going faster when cars speed past me & honk their horn because i’m a chill guy

20.11.2024 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

somedays it feels like what DIDN’T i do πŸ˜ͺ😞

19.11.2024 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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job searching

19.11.2024 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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good to see more former presidents making summer playlists

24.07.2023 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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if rfk jr saw my dinner tonight, he’d do everything in his power to make my head look like his uncle’s

18.11.2024 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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okay i’m back on bluesky. check out this picture of my dog walking into an autumn horizon, blissfully unaware of what bluesky or twitter is. she’s a tumblr girlie at heart.

16.11.2024 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an indiana 6 takes a selfie in front of an evil painting

an indiana 6 takes a selfie in front of an evil painting

skeetin’

22.10.2023 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let! us! eat! the! body!!!!!

10.08.2023 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how the fuck would sticking a feather in a hat make it macaroni? if i ever meet yankee doodle’s sorry ass, i’m gonna give him a piece of my mind

09.08.2023 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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good to see more former presidents making summer playlists

24.07.2023 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he was SO REAL when he said this 🀣🀣

19.07.2023 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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doing a questionnaire for my doctor’s appointment and i dont really understand these questions

14.07.2023 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the best part about having 3 copies of the exact same app is posting the same thing 3 times and tripling your likes. threads and bluesky will transform this post from 4 likes to 12 likes just like that 😎

07.07.2023 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my ig explore page knows exactly what i wanna see

07.07.2023 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wrote a drake bar:

i’m tryna keep my head clean, shampoo / cus i’m tired of all the fake shit, sham poo / yeah you keep me under water girl, shamu / cus manure’s all you utter girl, sham moo

lmk what yall think

06.07.2023 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

outside of twitter HQ selling my bluesky invite code like a scalper outside a baseball game

06.07.2023 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is our curse πŸ˜”

02.07.2023 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me logging into my private twitter to see 600 more tweets

01.07.2023 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the only mutuals i need

22.06.2023 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

poopin

22.06.2023 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1