willow rain 🌧️

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You’re damn right he does

Why’d they make megumi so beefy this season

Also what is going on with all the fucking glp1 ads on TikTok

It’s so crazy I grew a whole other human being inside of me and I didn’t even have to sign a permission slip or nothing

Don’t forget the popping

It’s something that can happen when your milk supply first starts coming in, and I didn’t know wtf was happening to me 😭 it made my arms all tight and achey and hard to move and I was hot and cold and felt nauseous and dizzy. Not to mention the rock hard bazoongas 😂

That and “activia” from the yogurt commercials 😂

Nobody told me about milk fever and it made me think I was dying

Gave birth today and I gotta say 10/10 do NOT recommend like wtf was that 😭✋ love my lil baby tho he’s pretty chill

Pregnancy hormones are fucking crazy because why am I sobbing over twilight edits with that Julia wolf song

Gonna be watching and catching up on so much anime during my maternity leave 🤑

I’m so stressed out! Hahah I feel like I’m going to explode 😀

Omg congrats!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Little dude coming soon or whatever 🫶🏻

Anytime my husband asks me “what’s for dinner” i take health damage

The issue is you have to cook gluten free pasta for so long but like NOT TOO LONG or else it’ll turn to overcooked mushy grossness it’s honestly the worst 😭

My favorite Mac and cheese are the live G free brand from Aldi and the Annie’s gluten free. Those are the only ones that I liked that were in my opinion similar to Kraft 😭

Raw dogging the floor?! 😭✋

Truly the best hack I was able to find for baked goods you make yourself like cakes and stuff was to add coconut oil to make it moister so it’s not like eating dried out dish sponges 😭 also the best GF flour I was able to find that is close or similar to regular is king Arthur’s

At this point I’ve been pregnant for 84 years

It’s okay my mommy milkers are just irresistible

In case yall were wondering why I got stitches, I got bitten by a big ass aggressive dog at my job. He gave me the old titty twister and then chomped on my arm but it’s aight we still ballin

I had one as a kid if that counts

I get my stitches removed tomorrow can I get a hell yea 🤑

Why do random ppl I don’t even know block me like they didn’t even give me a chance to at least earn it

Someone get him a phone idk

The New Year’s Eve ball ain’t the only ball getting dropped tonight

In case yall were curious I do not recommend 5 stitches in your nipple ✋

Honestly sad I will never get to experience a glass animals concert on shrooms I feel like that would hit

My new vocal stim btw iykyk