Kunal Sawardekar

"I was a MORON, and therefore the developed country status of the United Kingdom is rescinded"

Man at chocolate museum pushes on door marked "Pull" and fails to make any headway

Man: "Coming here was a mistake, given that Birmingham, and by extension Cadbury World, is located in the failing formerly-developed country known as 'the UK'".

Speaking of Wikipedia and the Wehrmacht top brass, here is a great resource in case anyone ever finds themselves having somewhat positive feelings about German general officers between 1933 and 1945: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bribery...

Diedrich Bader playing Lawrence in "Office Space", about to tell protagonist Peter what he'd do with a million dollars

Elon's getting bodied by JCO and PoE2 players, Balaji's losing bets, Bryan Johnson's turning into a Yuuzhan Vong, Andreesen is transforming himself into a conehead

Only Tom from MySpace has managed to use his wealth to achieve an understandable goal

One of several ostensibly non-Marathi sportspeople (e.g. Jim Laker, Dipa Karmakar) who are secretly Marathi

"OH NO! JERRY IMPLIES I'M TOO OLD FOR BLUESKY" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

On a blue background, yellow text in a font inspired by Hindi film billboards and bodega signs says "Toyota for Tuner"

Gift idea for your local municipal corporation candidate

They still have a ways to go before they achieve the pinnacles Indians have got to with terms like "Chrislamocommie"

Art Malick as Salim Abu Aziz in the movie True Lies. He speaking to a camera in front of his henchmen in keffiyehs, but the camera has a "Low Battery" sign flashing

This is a "Jihadi Communist":

Admiral: What did we learn, Pellaeon?
Pellaeon: I don't know, sir.
Admiral: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
Pellaeon: Yes, sir.
Admiral: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
Pellaeon: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say.
Admiral: Gozgo's fucking Moons

Pentagon Wars but Star Wars: Surely someone in the Imperial military saw that the AT-ACT walkers were a terrible idea before Scarif

Wikipedia infobox for the Field Marshall The Right Honourable The Earl of Cavan, where below Lord Cavan's portrait in full dress uniform, there is the information that his nickname was "Fatty"

Chroniclers of the British upper classes are savage

Did Philip Kotler ever give out another one of his Presidential Awards?

A distraught Wojak says, "But I thought voting for a Shia mayor would help bring about the return of al Mahdi al Muntazar!" An angry wojak wearing an ushanka and menacing him with an AK yells at him, "Shut up and tithe Aga Khan V!"

James, this is highly irresponsible. Mamdani is a Nizari Ismaili - so saying this is incredibly offensive to Aga Khan V

Losing it at "Cuomintang"

Feels like their C-suite is entirely made up of people who have completely misunderstood iconic tweets

a group of people are sitting at a table and the words crisis alert are above them Alt: a group of people are sitting at a table and the words crisis alert are above them

What my banking app said: "Credit alert"

What I thought it said:

Change one letter, ruin a candy

5-Stab

A screengrab from Extra History's series on Early Christian Schisms. Cartoon versions of Patriarch Cyril of Alexandria and Patriarch Nestorius of Constantinople are angrily pointing at each other in the lead up to the Council of Ephesus, while Byzantine Emperor bemusedly looks on. Nestorius has the sunglasses from the "Deal with it meme" on, while the caption states, "It's on!"

I was of course thinking of Extra History's excellent series on Early Christian Schisms while posting this

WTAF

The Nestorian Schism at the Council of Ephesus (431 CE), colourised

Honestly, it was unworthy of any response except pity

You know how sometimes things are so bad, they're good? This was, uh, not that

While a Millenial Tom Clancy is what we need, I fear what we're actually going to get is a Gen X Orson Scott Card writing a tedious dystopian duology about how dirty nuke proliferation is actually the fault of a thinly-veiled expy of George Soros

Isn't Sorbo like a foot taller than Rob Schneider?

Also, that's not how you eat rice with your hands? Does Failsomo think people actually waste that much rice while eating with their hands?