Oh yes okay come with me new people on this horrible journey into Porn Wars Theory
This will be a thread and an extremely bleak one
@gojira65.bsky.social
Brooklyn-born transplant to San Francisco. Not clever enough to be a shitposter, not smart enough to be an expert on anything, not funny enough to be a comedian. Basically mid. Pro-Bay Area sportsball. Anti-GOP, Trump, Nazis. No DMs. Slava Ukraini!
Oh yes okay come with me new people on this horrible journey into Porn Wars Theory
This will be a thread and an extremely bleak one
Ewwwwww.
05.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They replaced evil with stupid. Really, really stupid.
05.03.2026 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a gullible fool you are. What's your excuse for Stew Peters? Valhalla VFT? His history of racist and misogynist posting?
05.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
05.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 3584 🔁 697 💬 64 📌 56
"Great news! Kristi Noem got canned!"
"Fantastic! Who's replacing her?"
"Um..."
We're bringing the war back...to Iraq?
05.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At this point in my life, I will never live long enough to see all of these people get what they deserve - the most painful deaths imaginable - but until the day I die I will imagine them being roasted alive, slowly.
05.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Toward the end of one conversation, Siegal remembered herself. “One last thing,” she said. “I have said nothing about the girls. At the end of the day, I have felt so victimized myself that I have neglected to say that the real victims were the girls.” Some days later, in a text, she implied that the victims had had an advantage she had not. “It’s possible if I had a killer lawyer as some of the victims have, I would not be so vulnerable.”
Very end of a very long article:
05.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
These people all need to be shot into the sun.
nymag.com/intelligence...
Who doesn't love Canadians?
05.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why would anyone want to? We're just a lefty echo chamber.
(/s)
GOP challenge: Live your life in a way that doesn't cause people to literally set themselves on fire because of you.
05.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fill out the quip of the week poll? No problem!
ericzorn.substack.com/i/189594831/...
Finalists include:
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
@frovo.bsky.social
Please share. Get out the vote!
Once the true impact of the war is being felt domestically ($$$) this will absolutely happen, guaranteed.
05.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🇪🇺🇺🇦 Last week, I attended the two-day training EU: Explaining the Complex in Simple Terms. It was a great opportunity to deepen my understanding of how Ukraine’s path toward EU membership is unfolding and how the negotiation process actually works.
📷 Delegation of EU to Ukraine
Wanted to make the announcement on Oscar day but you can’t keep anything under wraps in this industry anymore. Let’s make it official. My next project: Dokoupil
05.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 52 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0MAGA’s attitude towards foreign wars is like their attitude towards covering up and protecting pediophiles and child sex traffickers: once they saw Trump was deeply involved those activities they were all in favor
05.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Ordered.
05.03.2026 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Real America
05.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it
05.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 12233 🔁 1828 💬 471 📌 193
As a certified Cookie Monster, I approve this initiative.
open.substack.com/pub/erininth...
Done!
05.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Behind a paywall so I can’t read it, but it’s by Dahlia Lithwick, and I’m pretty sure the answer is “no.”
05.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was on tippy-toes, though.
05.03.2026 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fortunately I’m 6’-3”.
05.03.2026 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that
05.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 12448 🔁 3469 💬 251 📌 91I high-fived Shaquille O’Neal in the Sistine Chapel.
05.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Three gray and white kittens are piled into a window perch, looking elegant and beautiful.
Those same Kittens a moment later, looking very silly and derpy
For a second there the graybies almost looked like something from the Accidental Renaissance subreddit, but then…. #CatsOfBluesky
04.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 115 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 1