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Standup comedian, former teacher, Dad, Husband I believe Standup is the last bastion of Free speech, but you should pay to hear it.

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Reinstate Jimmy Kimmel and stop caving to authoritarian censorship! Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they ...

Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...

19.09.2025 02:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today in Washington D.C.: Justice Served Cold (on a Hoagie Roll) 🥪 In a stunning display of jurisprudence and cured meats, a federal grand jury declined to indict Sean Dunn, the man accused of hurling a fully loaded salami sub at a police officer during a heated di...
11.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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J.D. Vance revives Male Cotillions J.D. Vance Revives Male Cotillions—Meet the “Vancevilions” Vice President J.D. Vance is dusting off a long-forgotten Southern tradition: the cotillion. But this time, it’s not debutantes in ball gowns...
28.08.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A bathroom stall. A scrawled number. A chance at glory—or heartbreak. "Hope swells in man, at a gas station bathroom, scanning the scribbled phone numbers on the wall. Could this finally lead to the elusive 'Good Time'? Or is it just another glory hole to nowhere? Anoth...
28.08.2025 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#SenMurkoski same old B.S. When it comes down to it you are just another republican.

01.07.2025 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Most Presidential Meal Deal in History This July, McDonald’s ditches the “Mc” and rebrands—briefly—as Donald’s, courtesy of the one-and-only C.C.C. MAGA-zine. In the words of McDonald’s spokesperson Thomas Walsh: “To celebrate our new Inde...
07.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drag queen Big Beautiful Bill, surprised by unexpected Republican support Big Beautiful Bill: Stripped Down, Worked Over, and ready for the senate.
07.06.2025 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Judge laments being the only one who has read the U.S. Constitution.
07.06.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…

Cause he eats a lot himself...

20.05.2025 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…

Well he does have a big brain too....

20.05.2025 22:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…
20.05.2025 22:42 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…
20.05.2025 22:41 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…
20.05.2025 22:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…
20.05.2025 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…
20.05.2025 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…

Man They are serious about protecting the POTUS POS

20.05.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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D.O.J. Charges McDonald’s for Threatening Trump’s Life by Causing his Big Fat Ass Today Pam Bondi Arrested Ronald McDonald and charged him with threatening Pres. Trump’s life by continuing to provide him with food that caused his Big Fat Ass. McDonald claimed that he often…

Man They are serious about protecting the POTUS POS

20.05.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you Mark Cuban!
Michael Woodruff

06.05.2025 03:40 — 👍 15037    🔁 4051    💬 262    📌 133
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Trump Floats Reopening Auschwitz Today, after watching Schindler’s List, I thought, “You know what would be a great idea? Reopening Auschwitz and a few more Third Reich camps as trendy historical attractions!” It…

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06.05.2025 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Floats Reopening Auschwitz Today, after watching Schindler’s List, I thought, “You know what would be a great idea? Reopening Auschwitz and a few more Third Reich camps as trendy historical attractions!” It…

trilliondollardreadful.com/2025/05/06/t...

06.05.2025 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Floats Reopening Auschwitz Today, after watching Schindler’s List, I thought, “You know what would be a great idea? Reopening Auschwitz and a few more Third Reich camps as trendy historical attractions!” It…

trilliondollardreadful.com/2025/05/06/t...

06.05.2025 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Floats Reopening Auschwitz Today, after watching Schindler’s List, I thought, “You know what would be a great idea? Reopening Auschwitz and a few more Third Reich camps as trendy historical attractions!” It…

Keep fighting! I am using humor to point out the man has no limit! trilliondollardreadful.com/2025/05/06/t...

06.05.2025 14:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I grew up believing that we had learned the lessons of the German poem and Martin Luther King Jr's speeches. We would all speak out if we saw democracy threatened and the rule of law under attack.

I will always speak out against wrong. I will always stand up for democracy. I will not back down.

06.05.2025 01:24 — 👍 25201    🔁 5947    💬 643    📌 302
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Trump Floats Reopening Auschwitz Today, after watching Schindler’s List, I thought, “You know what would be a great idea? Reopening Auschwitz and a few more Third Reich camps as trendy historical attractions!” It…

Trump has nothing but great ideas...

06.05.2025 14:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I have to drive to Texas. I have zero interest in that state and I'm only going because I have to.

I packed my passport because that's where the fuck we are in 2025.

06.05.2025 14:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Trump Floats Reopening Auschwitz Today, after watching Schindler’s List, I thought, “You know what would be a great idea? Reopening Auschwitz and a few more Third Reich camps as trendy historical attractions!” It…

We have kids getting cancer just to trick us, we have a lot of bad hombres...

06.05.2025 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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'Homegrowns are next': Trump hopes to deport and jail U.S. citizens abroad Trump hopes to deport and imprison U.S. citizens abroad. Critics say the concept is unconstitutional and dangerous.

The White House admits that Trump wants to arrest, deport, and jail Americans in concentration camps in El Salvador #ItsFascism

17.04.2025 11:44 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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I put a hold on Ed Martin’s nomination.

He’s denied elections. Fired quality public servants. Attempted to chill free speech.

Turns out he’s also carrying water for the Kremlin.

So wholly unfit to be a U.S. Attorney.

16.04.2025 22:50 — 👍 41919    🔁 10963    💬 1872    📌 541
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'Who's crazy?' MSNBC host rips into right-wing 'Trump TV' over defamatory smears MSNBC "Morning Joe" co-host Mika Brzezinski went off on a brutal rant on Thursday morning aimed at the conservative media for smearing critics of Donald Trump's harsh immigration policies.Using the ab...

'Who's crazy?' MSNBC host rips into right-wing 'Trump TV' over defamatory smears

www.rawstory.com/who-s-crazy-...

17.04.2025 11:46 — 👍 21    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 0

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