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16.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mfw when just topped for the first time in 7 years. oysters to celebrate.

07.01.2026 20:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

02.01.2026 22:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so much to be grateful for today

26.10.2025 15:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

having a fat ass and a winning smile has taken me pretty far in life

20.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

would kill someone with my bare hands to be in love again

09.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one too many bumps and i have the insatiable urge to rip out my veneers

02.10.2025 05:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

running the table at aunt ginny’s is my favorite way to rizz up clocky cis girls

02.10.2025 05:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

coming to the realization that fate keeps having me fall in love w awful ppl so that i can continue writing my pathetic little breakup songs and pretend my life has meaning. anyways, the next ones a banger i promise.

01.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

found my old suit and it still fits

01.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NYC Melee Summer 2025 PR

Artist: @patti-od.bsky.social

Panelists:
@ssbm_luu
@hipinferno.bsky.social
@darkgenex.bsky.social
@lg-louis.bsky.social
@jkiller-ssbm.bsky.social
@pghfahey.bsky.social

30.09.2025 02:49 — 👍 21 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

last night a beautiful woman made fun of me for being bad at fighting games and then punched me in the chest 🫠🥰

29.09.2025 20:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

taking iron supplements for anemia cured my depression, ADHD, gender dysphoria, and erectile dysfunction but i no longer get bruises when beautiful women chew on me so im gonna stop taking them

29.09.2025 17:28 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

looking for hot single transsexual drummers in my area to start a band and/or fall in love with

26.09.2025 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the pigeons in maria hernandez are feasting on my innards later today if you wanna come watch

26.09.2025 17:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

doing coke is so much fun if you’re a real shitter

26.09.2025 17:22 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i don’t have an ED i just have ADHD and am poor

26.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a lady at the table i was waiting on said she was allergic to fish so i had the maître d’ move her to a different section

25.09.2025 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when ppl say they are looking for love what they actually mean is a woman who tops

25.09.2025 15:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

†

24.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love women

24.09.2025 15:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

important developments

23.09.2025 03:00 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

but the s in versus is a dollar sign

18.09.2025 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

✨🧚🏻‍♀️

17.09.2025 16:16 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

anyone wanna come over and beat me with hammers every time i think abt texting my ex?

17.09.2025 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

security confiscated my poppers at the woods the other night and idk that just feels kinda transphobic of them

12.09.2025 15:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good morning bluesky

11.09.2025 15:40 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh don’t mind her she just hasn’t been the same since they nerfed grindr

10.09.2025 15:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

writing music again this one’s gonna be abt chopped cheese sandwiches and my thoughts on polyamory

08.09.2025 15:54 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

boy and i are settling into the new place nicely •ᴗ•

04.09.2025 14:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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