Claire Splan

Khamenei’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

Presented in no particular order. 😂

I’m sure Trump is happy Netanyahu made the first move to give him cover to join in.

NBC reporting Israel has made a preemptive strike on Iran.

Fuck.

Me neither.

I sympathize but I’ll go it one better—apparently a skunk has taken up residence in the crawl space of my house. I’m not happy. The cats aren’t happy. I can only assume the skunk is fine with it.

Ya gotta love Jersey!

It is broken. Prisoners shouldn’t have access to social media accounts.

When I hear this all I can think is, are there countries that we think of as allies that are making the same sort of plans to take out our corrupt leadership?

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

"Shrinking" never ever disappoints. Exceptional cast. Exceptional writing.

Perhaps the "something ominous" was that our federal health agencies were about to be taken over by morons and snake oil salesmen.

Everything has potential side effects, including pregnancy.

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Massie goes full beast mode today.

Gets on the house floor, shreds the DOJ and starts naming names from the Epstein files.

What should members of Congress do tonight?

1. Don't attend.
2. If you do attend, walk out when Trump defends ICE, or when it's clear he's not going to apologize for the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, or when it's clear he's going to ignore the Epstein survivors.

Bingo.

He doesn't seem to be reading ALL the polls.

I cringe whenever I hear anyone talk about Shapiro as a possible Dem presidential candidate. No. Just no.

Yes, let’s get the approval of the guy who’s worn a hoodie every day he’s served in the Senate about what is or isn’t dignified. Fetterman needs to be unemployed.

Yes! Don’t just not go to the SOTU. Stage a walkout. Steal his thunder.

I suggest Sam Altman should stop eating and drinking from here on in order to save energy.

I don’t think Trump is trying to cover up Epstein’s crimes. I’m absolutely certain he’s trying to cover up his own crimes.

Actually, journalism is better when it's backed by facts, not collective opinions. WTF, Substack?

Doubtful that a guy who had an affair with a staff person, leading her to commit suicide by setting herself on fire, is gonna have a lot of sympathy for a random 5-year-old that is just one of god knows how many children we are illegally and immorally detaining.

The current crop of tech CEOs are really demonstrating how corporate leadership positions are often filled by people who meet the criteria for being psychopaths.

Elon Musk says he agrees with Jesus's teachings, not that he has any intention of following them.

Um, we were told categorically that the cause was DEI. And now they're trying to muddy the issue with a bunch of facts?