@souprat.bsky.social
mentally i’m miss lippy on meth post enthusiast it’s a big hat, it’s funny jerseyan
might fuck around and get a cell phone holster.
13.03.2024 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re ever blessed with the opportunity to drop a world changing poop in the middle of a meal from McDonald’s, I highly recommend doing it.
11.03.2024 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 07-11 CLERK: what are you doing
ME: *staring at the hot dogs on the metal rollers* watching the oscars
Imagine being the one to out pizza the hut.
10.03.2024 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone should have a friend that makes terrible decisions. that being said, I’m available
05.03.2024 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0watched ENEMY and my god Jake Gyllenhaal is an incredible actor
05.03.2024 16:12 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0been pooping more than normal lately. watch this space for news.
04.03.2024 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Put one on and sit back down. They slap for naps
04.03.2024 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Straight Tiger Schulman’s posting. Iykyk
04.03.2024 03:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you get TikTok famous for being handsome and unhoused?
04.03.2024 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two weeks in jail, and they didn’t catch me on a single hamburger theft.
02.03.2024 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just got out of jail and ate sixty buffalo wings. AMA
13.02.2024 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Life’s a Bitch and then you die.
-Buddhism in a nutshell
Wendy’s has a Cobb Salad on the menu and honestly, that’s sicko behavior.
18.01.2024 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PASTA FAZZZZHOOOOLLLL, missed ya bubba
15.01.2024 03:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there is so much depth here, that i ABSOLUTELY signed up for; but no, that would just be a handjob from mick foley
15.01.2024 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i just sucked my own dick at a bar (literally) and nobody clapped...
15.01.2024 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0So. Is there a Girl Fieri?
15.01.2024 03:00 — 👍 25 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0closing time SCREAMS summer camp closing campfire to me. let's go with SYHB
15.01.2024 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we might as well shit some fuck up then, ya dig?
15.01.2024 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hey @ennuidoofen.bsky.social, oh how I have missed you. I'm coming back into the shitpost fold. Can you please help me catch up?? Did Paul give us an edit button yet? am I even on a website?!
14.01.2024 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0These are my night jorts
13.01.2024 07:39 — 👍 29 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1i’ll be patronizing the merchant in the blue mountains from now on since my local merchant insists on continuing his business dealings with ernie keebler
14.01.2024 17:55 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0autocorrect is currently in control of my relationship and that’s a problem
11.01.2024 04:58 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0might fuck around and get into transcendentalism at the perfect stage in life.
08.01.2024 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my personality is velociraptor rolling face on E pills
31.12.2023 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0puking your guts out at the peak of an amazing orgasm is HIGHLY underrated!
25.12.2023 12:42 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0my life is a seinfeld episode directed by david lynch
19.12.2023 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
