Manta

myles garrett last month: i have no interest in going from cleveland to canton. leaving has always been part of the plan

myles garrett after being shown $40M AAV:

not gonna type it out sry but pls trust me when I say its two hogs missing the worlds most obvious joke and replying with things like “according to food that built america season 3 episode3” and “op could have googled”

it should be legal to kill anyone who replies to your posts in an annoying way. attached pic unrelated i cant delete it

Thinking about devious licks again for some reason. I'm glad I wasn't in grade school when it happened but it was funny, the kids should start stealing random shit again

maybe one of my favorite videos of all time

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

We play Balatro at the hospital now

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

quora is so insidious because you'll sign up to see the answers to "How do I disable the voice recognition feature on my specific TV" and then for eternity you'll get emails like "Are there bowling alleys on aircraft carriers?" and think ha what a dumb question. then you'll go well. are there

missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork

Downloading more RAM

"My cup runneth over" greedy ass

anyway calling a complete stranger ‘sweet summer child’ should trigger a specific kind of wellness check where a paramedic shoves you in a locker

Lots of those, lots of "boomers are stupid & gen z is fried so it looks like we're the only ones smart enough to fix things 😉😉". Definitely majority gen X and millennials.

Heartbreaking: User that posts a take you 100% agree with is completely insufferable by the sixth post in the thread

brain: hey you know how you hate laughtracks and wonder why or how tv ever had them as such a widespread practice, like who could possibly need to be told, every single time, when a joke happened

me: uh-huh

brain: right. okay, so. bluesky discover feed replies

me:

me: ah.

Shit maybe this place does have the juice

Cashing in the tickets I earned from playing stupid games for a plethora of stupid prizes

I have eaten a PB bagel nearly every morning for the last ten years. Sometimes it gets the day started and sometimes it's the only reason to get the day started. Highly recommend it

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

Mixing DayQuil and NyQuil to acquire Quil

The paperclip assistant from Microsoft Word is asking "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?"

Idk how people get good at ice skating I'm like a baby giraffe out there

Lost a gold stake Violet Vessel by 2000 a week ago and it felt like someone stole all my earthly possessions

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

I mean it very sincerely that the main improvement of bsky over twitter is that i use it less and were i not pathetically internet-addicted, ideally I would not use it at all. fully radicalized against social media at this point