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@99alt.bsky.social

I'm just a love machine, and I won't work because somebody sideloaded me with bad firmware and now I'm stuck in a boot loop

595 Followers  |  67 Following  |  90 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2024  |  2.3411

Latest posts by 99alt.bsky.social on Bluesky

You're welcome but you owe me one now ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

10.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I will make an exception for you but you're on thin ice mister!

10.10.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is an educational video for @princepiplup.bsky.social only, everyone else please do not watch

09.10.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

More than you could imagine ๐Ÿคค

07.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asking the real questions!!

06.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes keep your tongue out for me...

06.10.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh absolutely, I am on record saying I prefer medium cocks ๐Ÿ˜‰

06.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't use ChatGPT, come StrokeBWC instead #mcm

06.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only 8 reposts so far? Come on faggots you can do better, I know you're all desperate for Jake's precum

06.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehe thanks. Waiting for yours

15.09.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I wanna give it to you ๐Ÿ˜‰

15.09.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He needs a massage btw

14.09.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quote this with your best vpl pic

14.09.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you know a good place to harbor a fugitive??

12.09.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My face was right here

12.09.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My god that's a beauty

12.09.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HE'S FREE

12.09.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A top-down photo of my bulge in my plaid button-fly boxers

A top-down photo of my bulge in my plaid button-fly boxers

Oh no. That little button isn't going to hold much longer

12.09.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes over and over til you're bruised

07.09.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn how hot would it be to send you home with a dick-shaped red mark on your face

06.09.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how hard I get when I edge this long

06.09.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit is that all precum dripping down at the beginning there?? ๐Ÿฅต

06.09.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's on theme, you're showing me exactly where to put my fat cock ๐Ÿฅต

06.09.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just know it feels amazing in that hole

06.09.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lucky Day

06.09.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Treating your foot fans too, thank you so much

31.08.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn great cumshot

30.08.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna feel that happening but in my mouth

30.08.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#PissSaturday or something idk

30.08.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday to a beautiful man with a beautiful cock

30.08.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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