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@99alt.bsky.social

I'm just a love machine, and I won't work because somebody sideloaded me with bad firmware and now I'm stuck in a boot loop

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of course bb!!

09.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is such a hot pic πŸ₯΅

08.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to swap socks with you some time

08.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this angle 😍

17.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

make me a single mother

17.01.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑 yessir

12.01.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

goal achieved

07.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gotta do at least one a year!

07.01.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a photo of me from behind from the shoulders down, standing in the shower

a photo of me from behind from the shoulders down, standing in the shower

happy #humpday babes

07.01.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

He loves hairy butts btw

04.01.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I heard you like fat cocks on Friday around here #fcf

02.01.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Close enough?

02.01.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how you captured this shot but it's perfect πŸ₯΅

01.01.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

grrr I'm so mad I could spank you really hard for a long time!!

30.12.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if you can fit both in your mouth at the same time

26.12.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Astigmatism? more like I'll stick ma dick in him

25.12.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your baby

21.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are we jerkin it to tonight?

21.12.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I call this dish Spaghetti Surprise

18.12.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

my pov 😍

13.12.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my dream tbh

09.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could use a little scathing tbh

08.12.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would treat those feet just right too

08.12.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're happy i'm happy bb :)

08.12.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh i'm gonna fill you up with my chakra

08.12.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

haha yeah πŸ˜…

08.12.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bonus video

08.12.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

You're going to come out of this exam sore, sweating, and panting

08.12.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me wearing a jonin vest from Naruto with no pants, me hard cock in one hand and a kunai in the other

me wearing a jonin vest from Naruto with no pants, me hard cock in one hand and a kunai in the other

another angle of me in a jonin vest with no pants, still holding a kunai and lifting up my cock ao you can lick my balls

another angle of me in a jonin vest with no pants, still holding a kunai and lifting up my cock ao you can lick my balls

I heard you want to become a Genin... well there's a test you'll have to pass first

08.12.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

It's even better in person!

05.12.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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