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Matthew

@matthew.bsky.social

Owned by a Corgi named Daisy 🌼 and a nerd cat named Stanley Yelnats.

214 Followers  |  51 Following  |  158 Posts  |  Joined: 30.11.2022
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No, it’s just fun.

31.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The snow is asking for bourbon. It communicates with Iconography.

30.01.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why so many?

18.01.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That stuff makes me so mad! Pretty sure you know my kid, too.

18.01.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very familiar! My son got a C in math because he just wrote down the answers. During a PTA meeting I challenged the the math teacher to β€œask him any math question”. He wouldn’t, so I started to. I think the meeting ended shortly after that. He also scored a perfect math SAT score…

18.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now you’re speaking my language!!

18.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely a great read! Thoroughly enjoyed it!

01.01.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember that font!

28.12.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad kitty!

20.12.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very nice! Life should be all about Love!

04.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all fake news! Can’t even trust your appliance manufacturer any more!!

29.09.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But is there really a special unredacted chapter..?

21.09.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please don’t wake me, I just got comfortable!

02.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Daisy May doing the donut curl.

26.07.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most excellent pillows! My pup loves pillows, which is probably the source of your problem!

31.05.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whew!

20.04.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things to throw:
Melons (My least favorite fruit)
Rocks
Jim Beam
Things belonging to spouse

Things not to throw:
Computer (Lenovo Thinkpad okay if thrown lightly)
Non-Melon fruit
Religious artifacts (almost Easter)
Buffalo Trace (recent flood may have affected supply chain)

20.04.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You should have posted that on March 14th.

23.03.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snowlake on my truck this morning!

12.02.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not really sure, I haven’t tried them all yet. At my level of unsophisticating I keep sayin β€œYep, that’s good too!” But I had an Old Elk I was quite fond of, it’s gone now☹️

21.01.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Little Lila with her Big Girl pants on!!

21.01.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you like the fire? The Antique 107 is a bit more mellow, and has wonderful flavors!

21.01.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, all this global warming might make it very hospitable and valuable land!

17.01.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beep boop bop

11.01.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re in the foothills of the Northern Rockies. Normally there’s at least a foot on the ground, this year 2” so far and above freezing temps during the day!

05.01.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Old man Benny napping on the couch.

26.11.2024 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. Would not be disappointed!

26.11.2024 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found this guy today.

21.10.2024 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thistle?

20.10.2024 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0