Nick

Now imagine James Earl Jones saying this, if only to hear him say “baseball.”

They couldn’t bother to have pictures of Pitman Grove? HERECY!

Y’all are gonna be surprised when you see Hy-Vee here in Iowa.

One-page comic story. Panel 1 : lightning bolt hits someone on a bed through a hole in an old house roof 2-3 : a wild looking scientist gal lowers the bed down, excitedly activating a mechanism using chains "Yes ! Yes !! My beautiful creation! my perfect creature ! You will LIVE once again !" 4 : said creature wakes up growling, a Frankenstein-like woman, with scars showing where limbs got attached to each other 5 : she looks down and notices she now has pretty HUGE boobs 6 : the scientist, looking excited and perky, waiting for a reaction "Well ?" 7 : the biggest smile appears on the "creature"s face 8 : she grabs the scientist and holds her tight, burrying her face in her new boobs "They're JUST what I've always wanted !!" "Donor bodies are always a challenge, but you gave EXCELLENT direction. I don't know how much FEELING you'll have. But obviously I'm MORE than happy to -" 9 : close up of the scientist's face, that the other one is holding in her hands, pressing her cheeks "Vickie. Stop talking and get up here" Smiling, delighted, the scientist/Vickie answers : "Yes, dear."

We crafted something sapphic & spooky for this first @cartoonistcoop.bsky.social's Cartoonber 🎃🦇

The theme was : Reclaimed

script : @zoewithasword.bsky.social
thumbnails, pencils, lettering & tones : @willowsquest.bsky.social
inking : yours truly

Who would end up with the tech if that was the case?

What can one do when a system of justice turns on the innocent?

Does the engine help with keeping you warm?

My instructions were to get coffee with caffeine in it. AAAAAAAAAAA!!

“SeE? It’S BECauSe wE’Re a REpuBliC!”

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

A Union Pacific crest hanging over an open barn door with two coaches right bellow.

A neon South Shore Line lighting up the mile posts around it with different signals in the background.

A Chicago, Aurora, And Elgin Railroad sign over an open barn door with an interurban inside.

The entrance to the Illinois Railway Museum with a neon North Shore Line sign lighting up the trees around it.

I'm glad the Illinois Railway Museum stayed open late. Meant they could show off their signs.

A Lynx coated Siamese cat being held by me as I kiss her head.

Norma Jean sitting on my lap as I sit at the computer.

Norma Jean has a slight underbite, but that doesn’t take away how blue her eyes are.

Norma Jean lying down in my lap.

BluSky, meet Norma Jean.

When I say I want a crossover, this is what I mean.

WCK partners including Lebanese Taverna and Colada Shop are hard at work this morning preparing Mediterranean and Cuban favorites for federal workers and their families in Washington, D.C. 🍽️
Our teams will be back at Washington Canal Park from 11am to 2pm serving free meals. #ChefsForFeds

What would a combined H Van and 90s Dodge Ram Van look like @willpierce.bsky.social?

SNAP exists because politicians take campaign contributions from large corporations in exchange for letting those corporations pay a poverty wage so low that it must be subsidized with taxpayer money, paid by middle class workers barely getting by—all so 700 billionaires can have a few extra billion

Seeing all of these goofy skins in Fortnite and Call of Duty, I feel there is a great need for a FPS that doesn't take itself seriously.

So this is what the 90s was trying to capture.

#MayIAskForOneFinalThing, a long lost relative of Colombo who’s tired of asking.

Nationality Related Idioms In Bulgarian

What's your favourite nationality related idiom in your language?

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A blue kei truck and Brompton are at the same intersection

This is the future that liberals want.

(A Brompton and Kei truck at the same intersection! Love to see it.)

My old 20-page Simpsons tournament arc comic can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/springfight

wait for it

And as a patriotic American, I will point and laugh and every one of them.

You her ‘em folks! Start training to run at 10 mph!

That’s why God made headphones.

:looks up from decades old digitized CD collection and iTunes: Hmph.

What’s has he posthumously done now?

Pit bull? Noooo!

“I just like trains better than trucks.”
“I’m sure you do.”
“It’s not just the autism talking!”