Laseen "Felhad" Surly

I love you so much my beautiful and wonderful fiancée! I can't wait to enjoy all the rest of our lovely years together ❤️

14.02.2025 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blue pose delivery!

10.12.2024 09:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vaccines save lives. Millions of 'em.

04.12.2024 12:52 — 👍 9807    🔁 1405    💬 254    📌 62

Aww, whatever it is you got this Ahrk.

04.12.2024 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs

04.12.2024 05:10 — 👍 7992    🔁 709    💬 282    📌 69

Now that I have some muscles under my dad chub I could totally do a cut and then look a little bit glorious but I simply cannot find the desire.

People are like “you can still eat all the things you enjoy, just less” and I’m like “I don’t enjoy specific foods, I enjoy specific /amounts/ of food.”

10.11.2024 17:44 — 👍 5007    🔁 154    💬 111    📌 17

so far the only explanation i've seen that doesn't smack of "if only she'd listen to me she would have won" is "global discontent with incumbents because of inflation and post-pandemic malaise + toxic information environments"

07.11.2024 15:00 — 👍 11881    🔁 1630    💬 511    📌 208

Made the jump, time to make the X an Ex.

07.11.2024 15:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0