Jay

I’m in a terrible place right now,

Not mentally, just London.

Was Duran not offside there

How many times has Buendia got to lose the ball before he’s hooked?

Seems like every time he has the ball it ends up coming back our way

Fucking hell, Sancho should have a hat trick 😂

BUENDIA has been MILES off it so far

The only valid reason for letting Malen go is Emery believes he has someone better suited lined up 🤷🏻‍♂️

In Emery I trust

He’s basque mate, Barcelona he would probably go for… he probably hates Madrid 😂

Was cancelled due to the other team not being able to travel.

So instead of indulging in crisps and chocolate, I went to the gym.
What a turnaround 😂

Finally fully deleted Twitter, I used to dip in and out due to it sometimes being funny, but the people using its Ai to sexualise kids is the last fucking straw.

So many wronguns walking amongst us.

Bluesky, you now have my full attention 😂

Playing in my first 11 a side game tomorrow.

To say I’m already blowing out my arse at the mere thought is an understatement 😂

Must be something in the water in North London because it can’t be coincidence that both teams and fan bases are full of the biggest gimps in this country.

Horrendous ain’t it?

Quite like Thomas frank, but never thought I’d see a Spuds team play worse than when they did with Ange in charge 😂

They’re both late, granted.

But like I said, their next fouls will be yellows after that.

It’s too early to give them both yellows 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is this soulless bowl only filled wit villa fans?

They’re all I’ve heard since that shitty trumpet 😂

I dunno, early doors yet.

Next challenges from those two they’ll be booked I reckon

Right into the cunts now, 4-0 Villa.

Me, little man and Emigloo Martinez.
(His choice not mine)

Hope he brings us a win into the next round!

Stuck the Newcastle game on sky for the eldest,

of course they’re talking about Liverpool before the *checks notes* Newcastle, Crystal Palace game… 😂

So glad I don’t pay for this service, it’s fucking dog

The only bit of decent commentary today was when they were waffling about Onana’s coat 😂

This goes for Youri Tielemans too.

If I found Boubacar Kamara in bed with my Mrs, I’d tuck him in.

Absolute Rolls Royce of a player.

Big game for us today, need to respond to the spanking we got at the emirates.

C’MON THE VILLA BOYS

Honestly, I’ve not been this not arsed about a defeat.

Always a tough ask to go to these massive gimps and get something.

Fuck your clean sheet

How many times have teams done exactly what Morgan has done there and not been booked btw? 😂

Arteta can go and shag a cactus as well the little gimp

He’s actually fuming 😂

My mate who’s a dingle has just been flashed by a speed camera, told him he’s now got more points than Wolves and he’s blocked me 😂

Just allowed to push the goalie now yeah? Sound.

Mcginn leaving cash with two people on that wing is boiling my piss.

Every. Fucking. Time.