Rice with anything. Plain white rice is easy to make with a rice cooker, and then adding a protein or a carb or a sauce or even a snack food is an easy way to get calories when nothing else seems easy enough
02.12.2025 05:17 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0@allislaughter.bsky.social
32 years old, he/they ♦ Aspiring househusband witch. I create several webcomics and am a member of the MercuryMelon Youtube channel. I go by several names, including Alexander, Art/Artemis, Augury, Apollo, and Rig.
Rice with anything. Plain white rice is easy to make with a rice cooker, and then adding a protein or a carb or a sauce or even a snack food is an easy way to get calories when nothing else seems easy enough
02.12.2025 05:17 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0"Invest in the Prism" is the tagline for what I call "The Economy of Hues".
Put colors in your goddamn mens clothes i'm sick of afforable blazers being black or navy and only seeing the most boring pastels for button downs with the only fun patterns being spensive as shit
Remember everyone, if someone grabs you on the street to try and grift you, just start crying really loudly. Straight up start wailing. Be incomprehensibly inconsolable. Haunt them for the rest of the night with how horrifically they messed up picking someone willing to make a scene and get sympathy
01.12.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Victor told me "this might be the devil talking but i think we would do numbers on tiktok" and i had to put my hand on their shoulder and tell them "well we are in sin city if you want to listen to the devil"
01.12.2025 15:04 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Look at this weird rat I found in the tunnels at the Atomic Museum..... weirdly the species is called @pythonmelon.bsky.social ??? Whoever named it must have thought they were funny
01.12.2025 14:55 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The rest of them, also a link to the series:
archiveofourown.org/series/4989036
(Set 2 of 2)
If you've been reading my Cool and Fun Luigi/Bowser fic series that is definitely a Luigi/Bowser fic even if King Boo and Dimentio also want Luigi, here's some bonus content
The images from Chapter 5 but with the text readable (Set 1 of 2)
If you see this, post a monster
26.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Meanwhile Dimentio and Mario = that clown fuck has to start evil and stay evil since it's never gonna work out anyway. Mario is out of his league.
25.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I have a particular way Luigi ships need to be for my personal enjoyment
Bowser and Luigi = can be cute from the start or can be enemies to lovers
King Boo and Luigi = that ghost fuck has to start evil but work for it
Dimentio and Luigi = toxic yaoi, one-sided, only "gets the guy" in a bad end
dragging you down with me 🫧
#SPM #SuperPaperMario #Dimentio #Luigi
[ディメルイ]
I like to drop subtle hints that I like Dimentio Luigi toxic yaoi
#SPM #SuperPaperMario #Dimentio #Luigi
"I have you now! Luigi!"
#SuperPaperMario #SPM #Dimentio #Luigi
[ディメルイ]
Merging 🌀
#spm #SuperPaperMario #Dimentio #Luigi
🚨🚨 New Page Midnight Alert 🚨🚨
Rig Miller - A story of a poet who accidentally stole the identity of someone who seems to be enemies with every god and demon in town.
rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...
Spouse asked me to check if the apple slices are still good and I bit into one having forgotten I just brushed my teeth. I told my spouse "Oh no I just brushed my teeth so this tastes disgusting, but they're still crispy so they're still good."
Spouse asked me "but do they taste good?"
🚨🚨 New Page Midnight Alert 🚨🚨
Rig Miller - A story of a poet who accidentally stole the identity of someone who seems to be enemies with every god and demon in town.
rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...
December 18th is my birthday! Instead of gifts this year I plan to ask my friends to donate to organizations supporting the queer community. I plan to send out a small list of suggestions for ones to donate to, so please feel free to reply with any you would suggest I add.
20.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0December 18th is my birthday! Instead of gifts this year I plan to ask my friends to donate to organizations supporting the queer community. I plan to send out a small list of suggestions for ones to donate to, so please feel free to reply with any you would suggest I add.
20.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Good morning, I got a new Rig Miller comic page for youuuu
Rig Miller - A story of a poet who accidentally stole the identity of someone who seems to be enemies with every god and demon in town.
rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...
A photo of a brown American Akita laying on tile and looking up at the camera with what could be read as a sad expression.
Didn't get wet food with her kibble last night, didn't get to chase squirrels today, not allowed to sleep in the office because of poop crimes, papa won't play with her because they had surgery... her life is the worst...
19.11.2025 12:20 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Big Challenges (2025) #bigchallenges
18.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 68 🔁 39 💬 2 📌 0Our poor dog is sooo upset because she didn't get any wet food with her kibble tonight so she's pouting and farting sadly about it.
19.11.2025 03:45 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I have been un-transparented (have limbs)
19.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Love doing casual witchcraft for my spouse such as Re Limbs Ur Guy
19.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After over 12 hours, I finally updated one of my webbed comics - This new pages Also has a guys on it
rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...
After six hundred years, I finally updated one of my webbed comics, check out the new page it's got a guys in it
rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...
Dr Habit from Habi5at for Smiles
11.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0👀
11.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Real answer: Thespius Green
Immediate thought answer: that one exterminator from Billy and Mandy who was like "gotta get the big boot"