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Augury Goldsun

@allislaughter.bsky.social

32 years old, he/they ♦ Aspiring househusband witch. I create several webcomics and am a member of the MercuryMelon Youtube channel. I go by several names, including Alexander, Art/Artemis, Augury, Apollo, and Rig.

29 Followers  |  23 Following  |  216 Posts  |  Joined: 08.12.2024  |  1.6151

Latest posts by allislaughter.bsky.social on Bluesky

Rice with anything. Plain white rice is easy to make with a rice cooker, and then adding a protein or a carb or a sauce or even a snack food is an easy way to get calories when nothing else seems easy enough

02.12.2025 05:17 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

"Invest in the Prism" is the tagline for what I call "The Economy of Hues".

Put colors in your goddamn mens clothes i'm sick of afforable blazers being black or navy and only seeing the most boring pastels for button downs with the only fun patterns being spensive as shit

01.12.2025 22:29 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Remember everyone, if someone grabs you on the street to try and grift you, just start crying really loudly. Straight up start wailing. Be incomprehensibly inconsolable. Haunt them for the rest of the night with how horrifically they messed up picking someone willing to make a scene and get sympathy

01.12.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Victor told me "this might be the devil talking but i think we would do numbers on tiktok" and i had to put my hand on their shoulder and tell them "well we are in sin city if you want to listen to the devil"

01.12.2025 15:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Look at this weird rat I found in the tunnels at the Atomic Museum..... weirdly the species is called @pythonmelon.bsky.social ??? Whoever named it must have thought they were funny

01.12.2025 14:55 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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The rest of them, also a link to the series:

archiveofourown.org/series/4989036

(Set 2 of 2)

26.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you've been reading my Cool and Fun Luigi/Bowser fic series that is definitely a Luigi/Bowser fic even if King Boo and Dimentio also want Luigi, here's some bonus content

The images from Chapter 5 but with the text readable (Set 1 of 2)

26.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

If you see this, post a monster

26.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Meanwhile Dimentio and Mario = that clown fuck has to start evil and stay evil since it's never gonna work out anyway. Mario is out of his league.

25.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I have a particular way Luigi ships need to be for my personal enjoyment

Bowser and Luigi = can be cute from the start or can be enemies to lovers

King Boo and Luigi = that ghost fuck has to start evil but work for it

Dimentio and Luigi = toxic yaoi, one-sided, only "gets the guy" in a bad end

25.11.2025 12:08 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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dragging you down with me 🫧
#SPM #SuperPaperMario #Dimentio #Luigi

18.08.2025 22:13 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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[ディメルイ]
I like to drop subtle hints that I like Dimentio Luigi toxic yaoi
#SPM #SuperPaperMario #Dimentio #Luigi

18.08.2025 22:14 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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"I have you now! Luigi!"
#SuperPaperMario #SPM #Dimentio #Luigi

18.08.2025 22:15 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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[ディメルイ]
Merging 🌀
#spm #SuperPaperMario #Dimentio #Luigi

18.08.2025 22:18 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
Rig Miller - The Comic

🚨🚨 New Page Midnight Alert 🚨🚨

Rig Miller - A story of a poet who accidentally stole the identity of someone who seems to be enemies with every god and demon in town.

rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...

23.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Spouse asked me to check if the apple slices are still good and I bit into one having forgotten I just brushed my teeth. I told my spouse "Oh no I just brushed my teeth so this tastes disgusting, but they're still crispy so they're still good."

Spouse asked me "but do they taste good?"

23.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rig Miller - The Comic

🚨🚨 New Page Midnight Alert 🚨🚨

Rig Miller - A story of a poet who accidentally stole the identity of someone who seems to be enemies with every god and demon in town.

rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...

23.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

December 18th is my birthday! Instead of gifts this year I plan to ask my friends to donate to organizations supporting the queer community. I plan to send out a small list of suggestions for ones to donate to, so please feel free to reply with any you would suggest I add.

20.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

December 18th is my birthday! Instead of gifts this year I plan to ask my friends to donate to organizations supporting the queer community. I plan to send out a small list of suggestions for ones to donate to, so please feel free to reply with any you would suggest I add.

20.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Rig Miller - The Comic

Good morning, I got a new Rig Miller comic page for youuuu

Rig Miller - A story of a poet who accidentally stole the identity of someone who seems to be enemies with every god and demon in town.

rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...

19.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of a brown American Akita laying on tile and looking up at the camera with what could be read as a sad expression.

A photo of a brown American Akita laying on tile and looking up at the camera with what could be read as a sad expression.

Didn't get wet food with her kibble last night, didn't get to chase squirrels today, not allowed to sleep in the office because of poop crimes, papa won't play with her because they had surgery... her life is the worst...

19.11.2025 12:20 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Big Challenges (2025) #bigchallenges

18.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 68    🔁 39    💬 2    📌 0

Our poor dog is sooo upset because she didn't get any wet food with her kibble tonight so she's pouting and farting sadly about it.

19.11.2025 03:45 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I have been un-transparented (have limbs)

19.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Love doing casual witchcraft for my spouse such as Re Limbs Ur Guy

19.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rig Miller - The Comic

After over 12 hours, I finally updated one of my webbed comics - This new pages Also has a guys on it

rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...

12.11.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Rig Miller - The Comic

After six hundred years, I finally updated one of my webbed comics, check out the new page it's got a guys in it

rigmiller.com/comic/part-3...

12.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dr Habit from Habi5at for Smiles

11.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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11.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Real answer: Thespius Green

Immediate thought answer: that one exterminator from Billy and Mandy who was like "gotta get the big boot"

11.11.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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