H. "Muffy" Perot

Modern caselaw seems to be reliant of the doctrine of "we can't get the toothpaste back into the tube."

It's only a "gambling scandal" if you're one of the losers.

Anyway, lemme get 10 on the hard 8.

Movie Review: The Matrix

Take a pill to go live in the equivalent of a Greyhound bus and eat cat food schmoo.

Pretty realistic. 8/10

Live
Laugh
Litigate

I'm off to represent the entire red army at the buffet.

What a unremarkable day. I think I'll have a spaghetti dinner.

I wanted to be a "Sex-O-Lette" but I couldn't pass the math section of the exam.

Employees:
We will be outsourcing the "Finding Out" part of FAFO from this point on.

"The Confederacy" was the Washington Generals of their day.

#johnbrownwasright

To quote Donna DeMarco: "My husbands in the ocean, gambling."

I'm going off the rails on a Gravy Train.

OSHA has really put a dent in the "supervillain falling into vat of toxic goo" origin stories numbers.

Today someone will be Declaring their Independence from their fingers.

I'm very amazed how much the huffing ones farts pipeline has accelerated in this AI-Slop future we live in.

The hell with #waymo , #SpeedBuggy is the only autonomous car I'll get into.

After a lengthy meeting with the finance department, we have determined we will just be taking your money and not providing any goods or services in return.

Onward to profitablity!

Enjoy, Consumers!

Does Pete Hegseth have to blow into a tube to start up the Pentagon?

I once had a ingrown brain.

Blind Boxes are Precious Moments figurines, but for young people.

Suddenly the government doesn't want you to have #floride . What is the government hiding and why are they trying to suppress this cheap and effective treatment? #bigpharma

I have not conceded and am actively working to get the fraudulent and very illegal ballots that were not for me thrown out.

YouTube video by Working Dog Productions Zlad! - I Am The Antipope

Who was elected #antipope ? youtu.be/FxxhAS16vB0?...

"Looking at your 401K is woke" #trumpslump

Senator Grassley (R-IA) then proceeded to put an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the #trumptarrifs . The only ones he could get were the big yellow ones.

I run a Pub Trivia night for morons. Questions include:
"Name a TV show."
"Write down a number."
"Did you see a movie recently?"
"True/False - Football is played with a football."
Please give me more ideas for questions!

Back in my day, the #MBE was a rather challenging examination. These new grads are gonna have it easy as there seem to be no wrong answers in the current field of practice.

My #D&D character is a #SoverignCitizen who's bullshit actually works.

A gif of Gomez Adams giddily reading a paper stock ticker, grinning as he watches his stocks plummet.

In the airport watching the financial news like...

I sure didn't have "crash the market with a excel printout" on my Trump administration bingo card.

I buy my makeup at office depot.