Janice Films 2.0

My hand holds up Christmas card from the rack at a store. It has a wreath of holly on the front, within which sits a male scarlet tanager (red with black wings) and the words “Peace Love Joy”

ah yes, a notable yuletide bird, the male scarlet tanager in summer plumage

10:26 < Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

did… did the dog write this recipe

I poopood in my diaper @7SoulsDeep

you should have to pass a mandatory situational awareness course before you can come to new york city. to live OR to visit

Sourdough toast with mashed sweet potato, avocado, cilantro, nutritional yeast and truffle hot sauce

A Moroccan-style salad of kale, pearl couscous, chickpeas, dates, turmeric roasted cauliflower, sliced almonds, parsley and a lemon dressing

A creamy mushroom and rice soup with coconut milk, parsley, ginger and scallion served with homemade cornbread. I cooked the soup completely freestyled!

I try to eat vegan at least one day of the week; here’s a full day of delicious vegan meals I cooked today 🫶🏻

!!! no but actually? if you’re ever in the city lmk I’d be so happy to have you over for dinner

Coconut rice w/ brown sugar soy sriracha salmon & topped with avocado, toasted coconut and creamy sriracha lime sauce

actually one of the most beautiful meals I’ve ever whipped up and plated and it’s like a random Wednesday

I absolutely need to seek help for how angry this makes me but also you’re not cute. I do not support all women some of you bitches are very dumb etc

cannot STAND this coquettish “trend” in cooking videos of having long sleeves all the way over your hands sweater paws uwu while you’re chopping vegetables and shit. ROLL UP YOUR GODDAMN SLEEVES WHILE YOU COOK YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU ABSOLUTE PUDDING BRAINED IDIOT

dig this guy's taste in art

IG casitamxhome

paul mescal please give me a chance

just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year

“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits
#birds 🌿

trader joes cashiers are like courtesans in a way

me and @irockthe732.bsky.social about to go honk shoo mimimi in the pit

it never even went viral or anything but I once saw someone in the replies of a tweet say that aimee terese “looks like a shriek from a dry well” and not a day has gone by without me thinking about it

the moment I hear the phrase “high-value man/woman” I start getting scared

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

a saw film where john kramer goes to trader joe’s on a weekday evening and then spends the entire film creating traps for every single person who mildly annoys him

A lamppost in Battery Park with a banner that says “black throated blue warbler” with a picture of the bird in question and nothing else

so true nyc

Drawing, side view of a young Spoonbill, with its plumage just turning the characteristic pink color of this wading bird species.

Juvenile Roseate Spoonbill, St. Augustine, Florida, USA. Colored pencils and pens on Canson paper.
🧪🌿🌎🐡🪶 #wildlife #scicomm #sciviz #wildlifeart #illustration #scientificillustration #natureart #visualscicomm #sciviz #scicomm #Spoonbills #ColoredPencil

looks NICE

picture of Irwin, Idaho

picture of Irwin, Idaho

picture of Irwin, Idaho

picture of Irwin, Idaho

Irwin, Idaho
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irwin,_Idaho

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I think we all can agree that whatever gets him out is great, but it is particularly infuriating that this is the line for all these spineless losers and not the mountains of evidence prior nor the countless civil/human rights abuses nor the hush money nor the convictions in a court of law nor the

please, just Barry…… Mr. McCockiner was my father

Can we normalize trains?

A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC