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Where is the lie

19.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cursed timeline

19.11.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would have been some time in the 60s, my Dad grew up in Hicksville but was a couple years older than Billy and never directly crossed paths with him.

19.11.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, Morrow is the new Zac Jones I guess

19.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently he played my godfather's sister's Sweet 16. But my father, close friends with my then-future godfather, did not attend

19.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Laura Loomer tweet saying GOP has a Nazi problem.

Laura Loomer tweet saying GOP has a Nazi problem.

I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.

18.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5370    πŸ” 863    πŸ’¬ 277    πŸ“Œ 300
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CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.

A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...

18.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 29251    πŸ” 12329    πŸ’¬ 1125    πŸ“Œ 659
18.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Student residences for TMU is what I heard

18.11.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That is apparently a photo of a 29 year old man.

17.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"

17.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1096    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 14
I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. β€œBaby, don’t worry,” he said. β€œIt’s not a worm.” A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.

I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. β€œBaby, don’t worry,” he said. β€œIt’s not a worm.” A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.

bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao

17.11.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 697    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 178

In that era, Topos always did a surprisingly good job with airbrushing the Rangers jerseys. Hats seemed to challenge them more.

17.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Season 1 was pretty great!

16.11.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ben, respectfully: eat shit, fucko

16.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day Cheryl Hines wakes up and eats another bowl of shit and asks for more instead of burning this guy. Because you KNOW she knows where all the bodies are buried. Mostly in Central Park or in that large semi truck freezer on their property, but you get the point

15.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
Removed slip lane at Jane and Dundas with  a concrete curb

Removed slip lane at Jane and Dundas with a concrete curb

Car driving through the no man's land at Jane and Dundas

Car driving through the no man's land at Jane and Dundas

A year or so ago they removed them at Jane and Dundas, but still added this odd concrete ghost curb without explanation. Cars often drive through it, are they meant not to? Do pedestrians stand in that section? No one knows!

15.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how they wrap them in packaging that requires scissors to open

15.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a terrible day to know how to read

14.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4551    πŸ” 549    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 65

What do you think it sounds like when he breathes really heavy into the phone? My guess is two pugs in a battle to the death

14.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Ok, you jerks are making me root for the clergy for crying out loud

14.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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52-year-old crossing guard dead after being hit by dump truck in Hamilton Hamilton police are investigating after a 52-year-old crossing guard was struck and killed by a truck at the intersection of Mohawk Road and Upper Wentworth Street.

Devastating news out of Hamilton. Crossing guards are on the front lines in the fight for safe streets. That job is truly terrifying. Distracted to contemptuous drivers, the full range of road violence on display all day, just so we can cross the street safely...
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

14.11.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6
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Two pages apart in the @thestar.com : 9 year old killed by driver of SUV jumping curb, and Ontario bans speed cameras. Yes they are related, because Doug Ford inculcates a culture that the world is made for drivers, but kids and cyclists? Too bad.

14.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean soccer is pretty popular up here, but it's no coincidence the CFL season ends in November

13.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is gonna bite for Toronto, Montreal, Minnesota, Chicago, etc. basically any place that unlike "top leagues around the world" experiences winter snow

13.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I legitimately think this article misses the mark, because Canadians are not avoiding travel out of some principled boycott of the USA over tariffs.

Canadians who are avoiding the USA are seeing images of masked government thugs kidnapping people and teargassing children.

13.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 22

How about a store that only sells things branded with the slogan "Stephen Holyday is a NIMBY jackwagon"

13.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Fleming Jr: Peacock Folds On β€˜Poker Face’ Season 3; Rian Johnson Wants 2-Season Deal With Peter Dinklage As Lie Detector Sleuth Charlie Cale Peacock Folds 'Poker Face' Season 3; Rian Johnson Wants A New Deal, Two Seasons With Peter Dinklage As Lie Detector Sleuth

This is...wild.

Poker Face with Natasha Lyonne is done on Peacock but Rian Johnson is shopping an immediate reboot with Peter Dinklage.

13.11.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 19

Stephen Holiday, the worst devils advocate

13.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But his emails

13.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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