F. Scott Fitzjesse

If the many privileges life bestowed on me, probably psychologically healthy parents had been at the top of the list.
Although it just gives me another thing to feel superior about which is the last thing I need.

Looking good from here.

At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.

God has not seen fit to fit me for a new suit yet, or ever frankly

Goooooooooooogly eye

It is now the time of night where we sit on the edge of the bed, burp and eat antacids. NOT AFFILIATED WITH WITH THE SANDWICH ALERT FROM EARLIER.

Always the bridesmaid, never the vengeful assassin in a yellow jumpsuit.

More than once in this life I’ve found myself wondering how big is the world’s largest googly-eye.

It's an effort to halt the flow of time, to hold onto this day we have and not pass into tomorrow. We grind the stream to a standstill and waltz through the annals of a world at rest

I’m on 100% battery ama.

treez’s hand holding a small watercolor boomlet that is held up against a wooded area. the watercolor book has a small painting of impressions of the redwoods trees that encircle them in the forest. the painting is quick and rough but gets the idea across. the sky is a pretty blue today

a little time spent with some watercolor and redwoods

Gender reveal: it's a ghost 👻

You know what’s crazy is there’s really no place to buy a keychain. They just come on things (lol) and if you have a junk drawer, there may be one or two in there.

It’s wild that I went crazy for a couple years and when I snapped back into sanity the entire rest of the world went crazy.

I don’t do AI. For better or for worse, my intelligence is all natural.

Don't waste your time staring at the person you are in love with. Get your butt up and go tell them you're in love with them before its too late.

Love the pull tab on soup. Love to pop open a Soup and chug it straight out of the can.

Taught my dog to shake and now he makes a killer martini

If life had a laugh track, at least I’d know when I’m supposed to find this funny.

I don’t want to grow old and get sick. I want to get hit by a train and die instantly while I’m out for a run.

A small wooden box I found on my walk that is long and skinny and looks like a small coffin with the lid broken up, its next to my feet for scale and because I wasn't paying attention when I took the picture

be on the lookout for a very small dracula

The sex education class has been moved to the pickleball courts.

“Hands Down” by Dashboard Confessional still makes my heart race.

I’m surprised you don’t hear more LSD jokes in Utah.

Horehound candy?

It's not what you think.

I can’t wait to be blocked by you, my love.

Every damn time.