F. Scott Fitzjesse

Only 29 more days until payday.

😂😂😂

Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy

y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"

going on multiple cousin walks and each time coming back with a new cousin

I never started.

Anyone want to go to of Monsters and Men tonight?

I haven’t been posting lately because looming just outside your window has been taking up too much of my time

Bro are you even committed to excellence in serving both your internal and external partners?

Women used to love me…back when I was lovely.

Yeah I talk to myself. It’s 2025, who gives a shit?

I followed you, pay attention to me you monster.

Didn’t an oil change used to be like twenty bucks?

Me as a therapist: Sweep the leg!

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

If the many privileges life bestowed on me, probably psychologically healthy parents had been at the top of the list.
Although it just gives me another thing to feel superior about which is the last thing I need.

Looking good from here.

At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.

God has not seen fit to fit me for a new suit yet, or ever frankly

Goooooooooooogly eye

It is now the time of night where we sit on the edge of the bed, burp and eat antacids. NOT AFFILIATED WITH WITH THE SANDWICH ALERT FROM EARLIER.

Always the bridesmaid, never the vengeful assassin in a yellow jumpsuit.

More than once in this life I’ve found myself wondering how big is the world’s largest googly-eye.

It's an effort to halt the flow of time, to hold onto this day we have and not pass into tomorrow. We grind the stream to a standstill and waltz through the annals of a world at rest

I’m on 100% battery ama.

treez’s hand holding a small watercolor boomlet that is held up against a wooded area. the watercolor book has a small painting of impressions of the redwoods trees that encircle them in the forest. the painting is quick and rough but gets the idea across. the sky is a pretty blue today

a little time spent with some watercolor and redwoods

Gender reveal: it's a ghost 👻

You know what’s crazy is there’s really no place to buy a keychain. They just come on things (lol) and if you have a junk drawer, there may be one or two in there.

It’s wild that I went crazy for a couple years and when I snapped back into sanity the entire rest of the world went crazy.

I don’t do AI. For better or for worse, my intelligence is all natural.