David KA

OK, the Gorton and Denton by-election, I have some thoughts!

Let's take a look at some of the FACTS and burst a few of the more ridiculous takes doing the rounds

But first up, can we acknowledge just what bad losers Reform are?!🤣

Right, let's get started...

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Myself and the husband in bed. I am kissing the side of his head. He is smiling like a maniac.

My love.

🐶 "is that a roll and sausage you've got there? I think I like that"

Entertaining Rio while the broadband boys do the install.

a dark room with a light coming out of a hole in the wall ALT: a dark room with a light coming out of a hole in the wall

Does that have a Stargate location?

Alba Continuation Group?

Little guys, there's a whole sofa here but I guess cuddling up on this end is comfier.

And panel four should be:

How can I possibly move and disturb this little sleepy face?

My girl.

If you see this, post a character that starts with W.

Happy face. ☺️

After the hip replacement and subsequent dislocation, I saw the Orthopaedic consultant today: no fractures, no complications. Ready to begin physio again.

Leg brace is off and I’m now toddling about like a baby giraffe on one crutch.

What a petty hater (complimentary)

What about the other three jars?
Does Lacey have the book to animate?
Who's in Canada for Michael?
Neighbours crossover?
What about the kid on the bike?
Michael's dad has so much more to divulge...

(insomnia viewing)

Small Prophets was quite a lot of fun (BBC iPlayer).

share.google/aADbhstJXZHL...

Nigel Farage has tried to illegally enter the Chagos Islands without any paperwork and on a small boat. 🤣

Screen shot from Paul Embery’s X account: Respect to this police officer. Confronted by radicals demanding the arrest of a Christian preacher on the grounds that Whitechapel "is a Muslim area" she was calm and professional and gave them short shrift. Let's see more of this from the police. Has a video of a woman police officer talking to a group of Muslim men

This clip is all over the other place and has made its way onto GB News and Talk TV so I’ll do a bit of an explainer here too!

The clip doing the rounds is of a fantastic police officer telling a group of Muslim men that a Christian preacher nearby is entitled to freedom of expression.

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Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry

The Scottish island where all the Olympic curling stones originate.

🥌🏅

#curling #olympics #scotland

I'm picturing Sarah ramming a file into his birthday cake to take down to his cell.

BREAKING: Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says

Wow.

"But Artax, the Dow is over 50,000!"

Also, would you look at the size of my hair! As soon as I can sit in the barbers chair it'll all coming off!

Even Rio is judging me! 🐕

Coming up for eight weeks off work so far and keeping track of the news.

My recovery: unstable, slow, requires constant management, and firm instructions not to do anything stupid.

The world: unstable, slow, requires constant management, and is doing stupid things anyway.

Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.

Madam Blanc Mysteries has been my late night watch - give it a go for crime mystery nonsense and 80s-90s camios throughout.

(Netflix and C5)

The Muppets 50th anniversary show is pure nostalgic nonsense and joy.

Now we’re committed to a rewatch of the original episodes.

Sabrina Carpenter was an excellent choice for guest star.

🎵🎶 The most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show! 🎶🎵

Muppet Show!

We're going in!

Spotted yesterday in the Cathcart area of Glasgow while I was photographing some decorative cast iron lamps holders on an old bridge. Definitely one for the Keep Glasgow Weird folder!

#glagsow #cathcart #staygolden #streetart #keepglasgowweird