Amy Grech

Mules are half-assed horses.

YouTube video by 3 Knocks Productions "Cuddle" | a horror short film

Who’s watching again? 🙋🏽‍♂️

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Google trends chart showing felching overtaking Turkey recipes

Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”

Yikes! 🫨

Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’ is my favorite song about the dangers of STI proliferation

Filling my Neti Pot with Pop Rocks. 🪨 💥

I want bsky to roll out a reply option that allows me to specifically limit who can reply to a skeet *and tell them* like yes this is open to all replies except for you, Brian

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are you gonna suck it or not?

-me putting a crinkly dollar bill in the snack machine

Sure thing! 🤩

It’s fantastic!

Rental Family Movie

Afternoon plans…seated for #RentalFamily.

Opening Round: Vote for the Readers' Favorite Fantasy of 2025! Discover the Readers' Favorite Fantasy in the 2025 Goodreads Choice Awards.

Today’s the last day to vote in the first round of the Goodreads Choice Awards! I’m so happy to see THE RIVER HAS ROOTS in the Fantasy category in stunning company. Go vote for your faves!

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Be One In a Million We are asking YOU and 1 million people to give $10 to protect and preserve 1,400 acres of wild lands on West Galveston Island.

I know there’s a lot going on but if you have any money to spare, please consider protecting a vital wetland area, or share this link.
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Filling my Neti Pot with Pop Rocks. 🪨 💥

SantaCon wasn't always a drunken NYC nightmare A new documentary tells the event’s purist, countercultural origin story.

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Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Austin Joseph Gregory.

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Two turkeys stand outside the front door of what appears to be a suburban home.

Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.

Listen, if they're gonna relentlessly let you know the McRib is back, you can damn sure have a full Pride Rock moment with your work. Shame is the little death. Let it pass through you. All that remains is whee.

Thank you to Nick Wale, Danielle Ackley-McPhail, David Gerrold, S Elizabeth Ransdell, Ian Randal Strock, Steve Davidson, Tom Easton, and all the other amazing people who selected, edited, and published my stories this year.

YouTube video by Jeremy Carrasco What is SynthID? #nanobanana #google #aiphoto #ai #news

Want to become more fluent in A-I detection and awareness? Start with this guy, who explains how to understand when you’re seeing slope, before you share it.

(Key word changed to avoid algorithm suppression. Maybe.)

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If My Bluetooth Could Talk ME: Bluetooth, are you connected to something right now? BLUETOOTH: Yes! All connections made. ME: What’s connected? BLUETOOTH: Let me do a system ...

ME: I just thought it’d be fun to have music on in the background while I call my parents.

BLUETOOTH: Well, I’m glad you thought of something “fun.” But, to me, what you describe is “tortuously difficult.”

ME: It just seems like something you could do.

SONOS: I CAN DO IT!

The guy behind those ‘Friend’ ads in the subways is tired of talking to New Yorkers New Yorkers are taking note and even scribbling their own graffiti on the ads. Avi Schiffmann, 22, says that's the point — but doesn't feel like talking to them.

Background:

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Urban Dictionary: glazing glazing: When you are meatriding someone or sucking up to them.

glazing

meat-riding someone extremely hard, but it’s usually praising instead of hate.

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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me

I drink your milkshake….

Prosciutto?

You mean fancy pants bacon?