🎃 Spooky Scary Faerie 🎃

Hmmmmm Lady Maria or also the doll from bloodborne

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Hehehehe I'm high :3 Ask me things

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Surrounded by the microscopic detritus littering a theater’s seat after shrinking during a movie. Loose stalks of hair curl to pierce the heavens above, fragmented, broken crumbs — many crushed beneath your own weight — rising like mountaintops across the horizon.

aimless tummy scribbling idk

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Oooh yummm!!

Ooooh 👀 What kinda brew?

Oooh whatcha drinking?

Hehehehe this faerie is about to eat a whole edible :3c

I want a little bit of dick inside
Gay sex on a Friday night
Anal plug that fits just right
And a big strap oooon

I should go as a slutty Goldmember next year

Over the Garden Wall is just so fucking good.

H-hi 😳😳😳😳

A still working Pepsi Brand Vending Machine with a promotional poster for the hit movie Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace featuring the "now this is podracing" kid

Truly Pittsburgh is a land of wonders

Y’know dating a Van Helsing never really bothered me, I’m not old fashioned like my sire, but the wooden stake stilettos are starting to worry me…

They wrote a whole book about me? 😱

Fran Madaraki holding tiny people and a knife in her hands

"A shrinking virus? How saaaaaad... To find a cure as fast as possible, I'll be sure to examine the physiological impacts and the microbial action. Now hold still, please, the dissection shouldn't take long~"

very quick fran madaraki size halloween thing!

Happy Halloween to you guys ! ;D

no more boyfriends in scary masks i want that man bent over and covered in fake blood with just a jock on. stop being greedy and covering them up in those spirit Halloween costumes. late stage capitalism is ruining you

O-oh goshhh Venus flytrap..... I ummmm faeries are kind of like flies.....

G-goshhhh what a special Friday treat 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Thats you 🫵
:3

😔😔😔

Oh, the party last night? Eh it was alright. A bunch of bored middle aged house wives wearing basically nothing. They all kept drinking wine and saying they were desperate for “girls who can only still kinda get it up”. I almost invited you but figured it wasn’t your thing

picture a goblin in torn leggings and a big sweater

that’s me

Fhhdhdhdhd meeeeep y-yes ma'am @_@

So Gerard Way was in New York when 9/11 happened, decided to form MCR because of it, the author of Twilight was a big MCR fan, and I think also maybe had a crush on Gerard but I dont rememeber for sure, and so she wrote Twilight because of it. And then later 50 Shades of Grey comes into play too

So do you know the whole 9/11 to Twilight butterfly effect? Cause if so the only missing part is that author of twilight is mormon, which is a lot of why twilight is the way that it is

See but like one of those is good, and the other is fueled by Mormon repression and the butterfly effect of 9/11

All erotica for cis women is “what if a sexy evil guy and a sexy good guy fought over you” and all erotica for trans women is “what if a lady in her 50’s wanted to Hurt You”