Mal❤️🧡💚💙

The first day, there was just a little blue mark right at the top, but day two it looked like it had been drawn on with a pallet sharpie 🫠🫠

Cropped so I'm not posting my Entire Ass on the Internet for free but. This is about a week after I fell down the stairs 🥲

I can't believe I got this weird noise on video

Yes they were in little plastic boxes 😂😂 I am fine!

Today I:
Waited 20 minutes for my breakfast because they? Forgot it I guess?
Got told something I spent 3 hours on might not actually matter (when I was asked specifically to do it earlier in the day)
Pulled 40 pounds of scissors down on top of myself
Ripped a hole from seam to seam in my pants

Blocky white handwriting on a black background. It reads: Say no to generative AI art. Buy art from real degenerates. -Joe Wos

Have you supported your local degenerates today?

hey, person with chronic conditions that qualify me for covid vaccines here, please feel free to lie through your teeth about having any of these to get vaccinated, it is literally prosocial behavior to do so

No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck.

Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special.

"She probably doesn't mean me"

I do.

Yeah but I wanted a hot pocket 😂😂

Me: I know it's late but can you please go get me a hot pocket
Steve: no, it's 9:30, no hot pocket
Me: you don't get me a hot pocket...you didn't put gas in my car when you said you would...
Steve: already in the car and headed to get a hot pocket

Steve, yesterday: playing a very hard part of Skyrim
Me: and *this* episode of bluey is about a kid with ADHD, and *this* episode of bluey is about evolution, and *this* episode of bluey

TLDR, Soundcloud has put it in their terms of service that must agree to letting them use your music to train AI.
If you're on the site, get off now and move your stuff elsewhere.

Things I've been sensitive about lately:
-someone using an emoji I think of as "mine"
-people making fun of a badly done version of my haircut
-a bird that nested in our backyard weeks ago isn't there regularly anymore

Posted elsewhere, but. We got our boiler quote finally! And it's nail-bitingly expensive. If you are so inclined and have the spare cash, we'd appreciate anything. www.gofundme.com/f/get-our-ho...

i know folks say this a lot but it really is quite crazy that we're just expected to keep doing our jobs as our economy collapses around us.

Unfortunately, I was born here, I live here, and I'll die here.

*looks to the left* American citizen detained for free speech
*looks to the right* Texas is making being trans a felony
*looks to the left* DOGE has access to tax information
*looks directly at the camera, visibly sweating*

I mean what they really said was "your co-owner should be present just in case there are questions or style considerations you may not have thought of" but. I'm the one that makes those decisions, and I do wonder if I hadn't given them the name "Steve" if they wouldnt have been so pushy.

Me: hi can I get a quote on remodeling my bathroom
Remodel company, essentially: we need your husband's permission
Me: kick rocks :)

Steve and I had some thrifting wins today

RIGHT

I was today years old I guess

Donate to Boo Needs Your Help with Surgery!, organized by Jamie Wetzel My name is Boo and I need your help! I am the sweetest tiny cat you'll ever meet- 6… Jamie Wetzel needs your support for Boo Needs Your Help with Surgery!

If anyone is able to share this, I would appreciate it.

About this cat: when her humans are sick, and she has access to crunchy food, she has multiple times tried to feed her sick humans her own food by leaving a pile next to them

For each new donation, I will share 1 Boo Fact💜
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This wasn't even on eBay, it's on an estate sale website 🥲 I've never experienced eBay style bidding on it before, devastated that it's happened now

If you're jack08, fuck you

Ugh, why do people always bid against me in the last minute for things 😡 I've had the highest price on these beanie babies for two days and with 10 minutes to go, someone fucking drove the price from $25 to $150.

Steve: "we can leave soon, I want to finish my drink"
Me: "chug it >:)"
Steve: "a responsible and safe thing to tell your driver"

It's my favourite item to ever exist 😂 I was playing a goblin paladin, who had the deck of many smoke bombs, and was like "aw man, I pulled a smoke bomb again??"