El Flaco Loco

If every high school student was required to read 1984, Animal Farm, and watch They Live, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

Women, Black people, Middle-Eastern Americans, and the LGBTQ community are standing by our side in protest. My fellow Mexican-Americans, let’s remember to have their backs when they need us, too

My Mount Rushmore of wrestlers who are never mentioned on The Mount Rushmore of Wrestling:
-Randy Savage
-Roddy Piper
-Iron Sheik
-Bobby Heenan

I think it is absolutely criminal how Randy Savage and Roddy Piper are quite often never mentioned on “Mount Rushmore of Wrestling” posts.

Spends the extra $10 for a VIP seat at an indy show. Sits with his arms crossed the whole time and actually thinks he is “very important.”

Your “Wrestlemania would have been better if…” posts sound like how this looks.

I’m waiting for Hulk Hogan to start telling everybody how he was in the studio helping Macho Man lay down the tracks for his “Be a Man” album.

I hope all my friends who are going to Vegas this weekend get tons of bookings and have an absolute blast! I also hope the folks who are talking shit about you have a crappy stream on Peacock this weekend.

Last night, we had a 5-on-5 NBA Rules match at Ugly Dojo Wrestling. Easily one of the CRAZIEST and most fun matches I’ve ever been a part of. Everyone involved will be talking about that one for years.

All of you “Valentine’s is just a Hallmark holiday” folks sure do love yanking everyone’s Yoda on April 1st.

I remember when Gatorade only came in one size, one flavor, and in a 5 lbs glass bottle.
Get off my lawn!

The WrestleMania of Sacramento just got a little more historic!

Ran a 5K this weekend and cheering on the wife running a half marathon today. Out of 2500 folks running, I came in 455th place and 9th place in my age group. Not bad for an old fart who hates running!

What cool about this turn by Cena is that parents can talk to their kids about Hogan’s turn and grandparents can talk to their grandkids about Zbyszko’s turn.

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John Cena can cement his legacy as a villain by taking out his number one fan:

I have a feeling that the next wave of John Cena merch is going to hit hard.

I had the pleasure of traveling to Kentucky to wrestle for TSW. Everyone was so kind and welcoming. It breaks my heart to hear about the horrible flooding. Latest reports are that at least 9 deaths. Please support agencies that are currently helping these flood victims.

I was in my local record store and saw this in the bins and thought of you! Next time you make it to Sacramento CA, visit Phono Select Records!

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🤣🤣🤣 Right?! Like I just printed up a bunch of note cards with my info to make it easier for them. They are literally trying to help us seem more important!

Two jobs that are incredibly vital to a wrestling show, are super stressful, and never get the acknowledgment they deserve are ring announcing/MC and running the music for entrances.

Danzig Sings Elvis

When the person who owns the promotion is also the reigning multi-time champion…

Aye caramba! People are STILL going on their rants against the Super Bowl halftime show. I’m confused. Weren’t you knobs boycotting football because of Colin Kaepernick?

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I honestly feel bad for people who refuse to get into sports. It’s as bad as not getting into music, film, theatre, books, or art. You’re missing out on a great human experience.

Congratulations,everyone! We survived another Super Bowl Sunday with folks making sure to use their social media platforms to remind us how they don’t watch football.

YouTube video by El Flaco Loco TWF: February 15, 2024 (Tuolumne, CA)

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Watching the Grammys. As a fan of Sinatra, I’m loving this rendition of Fly Me To The Moon!