Theo

Define “nasty”?

Cause the way my mind is set up there are levels to said “filth” that I may or may not be thinking about.

Close enough.

I remember when you were “Mr. Bitches” on that other app. 😂😂😂

The greatest crash out ever.

I will not debate this nor will I expound on why.

Simply put “I said what I said.”

Music City

I love it when a song is sampled properly.

I swear the Bummy Bears piss me off every week. SMH

I beg your pardon?!!!!

I will go on a Lord of the Rings type excursion before I return without that. 😂😂😂😂

I’m about to head to the grocery store for my wife. Wish me luck.

I’m gonna double park into your followers later tonight and see who I can find. 😂😂😂

I should be at home caressing my wife’s face, staring deeply into her eyes, and pummeling her squirt dessert.

I’m legit doing the bare minimum IF that today.

I’m only at work today because they put me on the schedule.
No actual work will be done by me today.

Nope.

No.

“Adore” - Prince

😂😂😂

Describe your in-person social skills with one image

Let me cook tho. 😂😂😂😂

I’m gonna be all up in her — tonight — skeeting.

Respectfully of course.

I don’t care how old I am — it’s depressing af to look out of the window and see it pitch black dark before 5pm.

A southerner, if you will.

Micheal Jackson is a lot of things.

Overrated ain’t one of them.

He may not be your cup of tea and that’s fine — I completely can understand that.

But calling him “overrated” though?

Nah.