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Lance Presley

@glpresley.bsky.social

Preacher 'n stuff. Mississippian in Virginia. #HailState #umc he/him

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Just to be clear: the United States government should stop bombing children overseas or protecting child abusers at home, and that shouldn't be a controversial take.

28.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just stating the obvious here, but we have to build a government that doesn't starve and bomb the planet for kicks.

28.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 704    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

28.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3259    πŸ” 846    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 21

β€œif you won’t let us use your product to spy on Americans and kill without supervision we will single-handedly destroy your business by fiat” is the single most authoritarian anti-business action I can ever remember any administration taking

28.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3890    πŸ” 878    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 26

Laissez bon temps rouler!

17.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Party of personal responsibility, right there

17.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, just because I put him in power doesn't mean I'm responsible for him being in power.

17.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, can we prosecute child traffickers now?

17.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@aprilajoy.bsky.social

13.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is exactly what Jesus was talking about when he said it was worthless to own the whole world if you've lost your soul.

11.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Attorney General just said we shouldn't be worried about bringing child traffickers to justice because the stock market is up. They truly cannot understand caring about anything other than wealth.

11.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the new Muppet Show, and I was so mad about the Swedish Chef not speaking English, I immediately switched to listening to the more family-friendly Kid Rock rap about meth.

11.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Takeaway from all the AI commercials:
"We can find you and we can kill you. We've sunk a lot of money into this, so please start using us or the 2000 dot com bubble will look like lost pocket change in comparison."

09.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny's music isn't for me.
But, man, I wish it was. That was a fun show.

09.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't about economic insecurity. It's not about tax policy. This is racism of the most pure, uncut kind. I wish I could say we're better than this. But this is who we put in power, so it's exactly who we've chosen to be. And we need to repent.

06.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But I'm just so exhausted and disappointed by all the people who continue to support and defend this. I'm so disappointed by members of the Church who excuse this.

06.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's mentioned in the released Epstein Files 3x more than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible (not an exaggeration). He's despicable in every sense of the word. It's who he's always been.

06.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't expect anything better from him. I really don't. He's proven he's the worst kind of person his entire public life, even before his political career.

06.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The sitting president of the United States posted this last night. My 5-year old would be suspended from Kindergarten for this.

06.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know why I don't take award shows seriously? Because Jelly Roll beat out Tyler Childers for Best Country Album. I realize art is subjective, but in this case, no it's not.

02.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, what's the form of government called where they arrest journalists who are critical of the regime?

30.01.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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White supremacy and democracy cannot coexist.

25.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After Renee Good, the administration let ICE know they could murder with impunity, and now that's exactly what they're doing.

24.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I believe Jesus had some pretty severe consequences in mind for those who cause spiritual harm to children, like, say abducting them and putting them in a cell.

22.01.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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ICE detains 5-year old Minnesota boy; school leader says agents used him as β€˜bait’ The Columbia Heights school district says federal agents have detained four children in their district. School officials say agents used 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos as β€œbait” to try and draw family m...

These babies are the worst of the worst?
He's Julian's age. If masked gunmen kidnapped my baby and wouldn't tell me where she was, I don't know how I would go on.
Everyone. Everyone. Everyone involved in this is evil. Burn ICE to the ground and salt the earth where it stood. Prosecute everyone.

22.01.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0