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He craves the chicken and cream sauce.

Hi? 👉🏼👈🏼😅

Having three near misses in traffic this morning on my way to work may actually make me crash out and become a mole person. This shit sucks.

You know what feels worse than getting a rejection email?

Getting an offer letter, then having it rescinded a week before your start date.

Oh to live anywhere that 90° highs are a rarity.

If you insist. My ancestors are smiling upon me, Elf Mage, can you say the same?

Today I learned that my diabetes is one of the major contributing factors making it difficult to wake up in the morning. That then causes me to stay up late and have trouble falling/being asleep, which then repeats the cycle.

My pancreas is such a load of ass.

There's something that feels so right about pirating V for Vendetta.

Let me clarify something.

Here's some ghee.

It's just brutal when it feels like 115° out. It's just obtuse really.

Cozy cottage core? You mean your kitchen and dining areas full of bakers racks? Yes, they're adorable.

That cat is drunk 😂

Someone stop me from looking through these school bus auctions.

Gave my friend a cat tree yesterday and I've been rewarded with lots of pictures of their cat appreciating it. This is life.

🎶 When the math’s looking right, and your circle’s so tight, that’s a Pi Day! 🎶
🎶 When your slices divide, and there’s cheese on each side, that’s a Pi Day! 🎶
🎶 When you measure just right, take a big, happy bite—3.14’s here to stay! 🎶

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Once again we gather for the match up event of the night! Two melatonin gummies versus my daily caffeine intake. Who will be victorious? Who will take home the prize? Which will I alter the dosage of tomorrow? Time to turn my phone off and find out! 😴😴😴😴

I bet you can use Excel with only one hand.

Beware of wax wings, Icarus.

Heavier tshirts feel better than light tshirts and I don't know why.

On one hand, let's go sundress weather! 😅

On the other hand, spring leads to summer which leads to 115°... which is a new level of hell.

Best assistant animator ever!

I guess you just gotta be late for work.

The textures are going to look so good on that!

Pets are the best!! I'm dog sitting this weekend and I've missed taking care of animals.

I forgot how good toaster strudels are. I need to find someplace that sells these in boxes of 100 or something.

I feel like I'm about to have a last minute 1-on-1 about using Calibri in the weekly group huddle presentation that I won't be able to reschedule.

Nom nom nom!!! I had leftover pierogis with vegetables and pork. 😊

Hey now. I take great pride in having a clean head! It smells lovely and is so clean someone could eat off of it.

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Ooooo! How very "Sleepless in Seattle" of you! 😊