Johnny Diesel

Min hjärna är lite grötigare än vanligt just nu och min ADHD sätter horder av käppar i vad som är kvar av hjulen. Känner att lite semester skulle sitta fint.

@etc.se följer mig. Är det någon form av know thy enemy?

Jag dör! Dvs jag har mansförkylning. Dricker rom och tycker synd om mig själv.

Idiot employee #5 - the invisible man. Almost never saw him at work. Told him he'd be fired if he didn't show up for work at 7 am following morning. He did not turn up.

Idiot employee #4 - The sloth. Just looking at him working made my blood pressure rise. Actively told customers to go to the competition. Not in a malicious way, just incompetence.

Idiot employee #3 - The drunk. Fell off a ladder on customer site. Drunk.

Idiot employees #2 - The sheikh. Thought he was god's gift to the world. Spent a whole day doing a 15 minute job on a welding machine.

Idiot employees #1 - The Spaniard. Came to work one morning and told me his ass was bleeding and asked me to take a look.

I have been trying to hire someone for years and I really don't think my demands are that high, but it turns out to be fucking impossible to find people who are not complete idiots.
I am going to share a few gems from my adventures as an employer.

Imagine what a wonderful world it would be if people didn't apply for jobs they're not even remotely qualified for. So no, Estaban, florist from Hungary, I will not be considering your application for Swedish speaking technical sales engineer in welding equipment.

This is the best scene of Monty Phyton's "Life of Brian". Follow "The Shoe Is The Sign" group on Facebook! The Shoe Is The Sign - The Beginning

Små Trumpnissar med örat i plåster får mig osökt att tänka på denna. Trodde dock aldrig att Monty Python skulle bli föremål för travesti. youtu.be/Ka9mfZbTFbk?...

I do like animals but if the dog across the street doesn’t stop barking soon, he’s marked his last lamp post.

I had a lunch that can only be described as onions with onions and onions. Am now on balcony exile and entertaining the neighbourhood playing the ass trombone.

Maybe I’m just not following enough people here yet but I sure am happy to not have a feed full of Trump, Biden, Palestine and Elon Musk.

Was longing for holiday. It was shitty weather back home. Am now on holiday. It's fucking 37⁰ here. Hunkering indoors with AC and cold beer.

Life hack: remove cap from roll on deodorant before attempting to apply it.
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Tänkte glädja familjen med att beställa pizza. Slutade med storbråk och tårar. Hur kan 4 pers vilja ha mat från 17 olika ställen till en enda måltid?

It is the year 2147, shortly after new year. Scientists are closing in on a breakthrough on one of mankind's greatest problems. A sausage that will NOT FUCKING ROLL OFF THE TURNER AND TO THE FLOOR when you try to get it off the frying pan.

I need a beercation

I am compression socks years old now.

You know that annoying thing when your customer service announces that you may receive a call inviting you to give feedback after the call has ended? Well, OKQ8 is ahead of its time. 5 times *while I was in queue*, their effing computer was on call waiting.

Våra grannar som flyttade in för ca 4 år sen har pratat med oss 2 gånger. Första gången för att klaga på att vår firmabil stod för nära deras hus. Andra gången för att klaga på att vi slängt sopor i deras soptunna. Nu flyttar de. De har bott här max 2 mån på 4 år. Kommer inte att sakna dem.

Min fru säger att jag inte bör dricka mer vin nu och sålunda är det inget annat att göra än att gå och lägga sig.

Spent the whole day in prison. It was tough. Glad they let me out again.

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I’m here. Who wants to talk about meat? Or beer?